New golf
terms
Some new golf terms to use when
you're
Out on the
course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked
straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker
into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the
sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make
it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' -
over-clubbed.
An 'O.J.'- got away with
one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a
driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used
the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very
good.
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the
hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the
right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and
out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's
impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and
jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much
wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the
trees.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive
hole.
A `Tiger Woods' - Oops, Wrong Hole.
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