Nine Points to PonderI am only sending this to those I believe have the depth to comprehend the meaning of these statements.
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.Number 8-
Life is sexually transmitted.Number 7-
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 6-
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.Number 5-
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks,months, maybe years.Number 4-
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying In the hospital, dying of nothing.Number 3-
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 2-
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.Number 1-
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow....and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.