Saturday, September 13, 2014

Points to Ponder............?


Nine Points to Ponder
I am only sending this to those I believe have the depth to comprehend the meaning of these statements.

Number 9-
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
 
Number 8-
Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number 7-
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 6-
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 5-
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks,months, maybe years.
 
Number 4-
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying In the hospital, dying of nothing.
 
Number 3-
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 
Number 2-
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
Number 1-
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
 
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.