Tuesday, October 14, 2014

The Captain Thought His Sailors Smelled So He Ordered a CHANGE...

 

 

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain

Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told

The first mate that all his men smelled bad from body odor...

 

The Captain suggested perhaps it would

Help if the sailors would change underwear

Occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,

I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors

Berth deck and announced, "The Captain

Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you

To change your underwear."
He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,

And Brown, you change with Schultz."

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise

"Change",
But don't count on things smelling any better.


I THINK YOU WILL FORWARD THIS!!!!!

 

 

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