An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so
advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put
them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is
looking for work.
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing, in
Holland we take part of a brain, put it in
another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking
for work."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen,
we take half a heart from a man, put it in
another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is
looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all
are behind us. Six years ago, we took
a man with no brains, no heart, and
no balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking
for work!"
---This joke actually won an award for
the best joke in a competition held in
Britain.---
advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put
them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is
looking for work.
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing, in
Holland we take part of a brain, put it in
another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking
for work."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen,
we take half a heart from a man, put it in
another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is
looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all
are behind us. Six years ago, we took
a man with no brains, no heart, and
no balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking
for work!"
---This joke actually won an award for
the best joke in a competition held in
Britain.---
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