Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Things that I trust.... More than Hillary Clinton...!

Things that I Trust


* Mexican tap water 


* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign 


* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection 


* A fart when I have diarrhea 


* An elevator ride with Ray Rice 


* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby 


* Michael Jackson's Doctor 


* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran 


* A Palestinian on a motorcycle 


* Gas station Sushi 


* A Jimmy Carter economic plan 


* Brian Williams news reports 


* Loch Ness monster sightings 


* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton


Lying Crooked Hillary