Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Things that I trust.... More than Hillary Clinton...!

Things that I Trust

 

* Mexican tap water 

 

* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign 

 

* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection 

 

* A fart when I have diarrhea 

 

* An elevator ride with Ray Rice 

 

* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby 

 

* Michael Jackson's Doctor 

 

* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran 

 

* A Palestinian on a motorcycle 

 

* Gas station Sushi 

 

* A Jimmy Carter economic plan 

 

* Brian Williams news reports 

 

* Loch Ness monster sightings 

 

* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

 

Lying Crooked Hillary