Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
Performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the area. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
Fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached
Them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was riding a horse in NY state and was hit by a
Train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to
Put them together and now she's running for president.
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