Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Three surgeons.... And so it began!

Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had 


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the area. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven 
Fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of 


The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached 
Them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was riding a horse in NY state and was hit by a 
Train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to 

Put them together and now she's running for president.