Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well here it is.
There Was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
Time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morninghe would
Take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
Quality time. Pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his
One Particular Saturday, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of
Bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and
Would be very disappointed. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and
Said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not Really, Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,
Piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick,
Blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?