Friday, August 5, 2016

Grandpas are different!...


 

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well here it is. 

 

There Was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend 
Time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morninghe would 
Take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some 
Quality time. Pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his 
Granddaughter.

 

One Particular Saturday, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of 
Bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and
Would be very disappointed. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and 
Said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and 
Breakfast. 

 

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

 

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

 

"Not Really, Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, 
Piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, 
Blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere 
We went! 

 

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?