COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH

The implant is specifically  designed to be injected in the  forehead. When properly  installed, it will instantly allow the  terrorist to speak to ALLAH. It comes in various sizes:  Generally from ..223 to .50  cal.   The exact size of the implant  will be selected by a well-trained and highly  skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be  painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea,  aches or pains are extremely  temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may  occur at the injection site. In most cases, its not noticeable.    Please enjoy the security  provided for you by the Armed Forces of America. Best regards,