Monday, April 25, 2016

Famous Presidential Lies Contest Written by To The Point News...


LBJ:

  • None of our boys will die on foreign soil.

Nixon:

  • I am not a crook 

GHW Bush:

  • Read my lips - No New Taxes 

Clinton:

  • I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski 

GW Bush:

  • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction 

Obama:

  • I will have the most transparent administration in history. 
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. 
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. 
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone. 
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism". 
  • You didn't build that! 
  • I will restore trust in Government. 
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. 
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk 
  • It's not my red line - it is the world's red line. 
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. 
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. 
  • I am not spying on American citizens. 
  • Obama Care will be good for America. 
  • You can keep your family doctor. 
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500. 
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. 
  • It's just like shopping at Amazon. 
  • I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. 
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. 
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi. 
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. 
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him. 
  • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. 
  • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term. 
  • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. 
  • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. 
  • I am a Christian 

And the biggest one of all:

  • "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I believe we have a winner!