Thursday, February 23, 2017

The Fence Test...Country Sense 4 U!


The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
 This is straight forward country thinking.
By Jeff Foxworthy

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Which side of the fence?
 If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.




If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.




If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.




If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him




If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.




If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.




If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.




If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."



Well, I forwarded it