Thursday, December 27, 2012
PONDERING LIFE......As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hind end. It's the tortoise life for me!1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me.God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on
my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?
16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????
WHY WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS AND FEDERAL IDIOTS IN CHARGE
The Good news:It was a normal day in Sharon Springs, Kansas, when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded coal train for the long trek to Salina.
The Bad news:Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became overheated and melted, letting a metal support drop down and grind on the rail, creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail.
The Good news:A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway back in the train and immediately stopped the train in compliance with the Governmental Regulations.
The Bad news:The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge with creosote ties and trusses. When crew tried to explain to higher-ups they needed to move the train, they were instructed not to move the train because Federal Regulations prohibit moving the train when a part is defective. Well okee-dokey then, and the pictures tell the rest. As always the Government knows what is best for us.
REMEMBER, RULES ARE RULES!Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a Government Regulation.And now they will decide your health care ! !
Too Bad Her Mom Couldn't Get One!
News from The Associated Press
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_HOBBY_LOBBY_BIRTH_CONTROL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-12-27-07-36-47
WTF O's Driving With His Foot on the Gas-pedal!
UPDATE 1-US administration urges Republicans not to block 'fiscal cliff' deal | Reuters
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/26/usa-fiscal-administration-idUSL1E8NQ85620121226
No Kerry Vote til Hillary Testifies
Joel Gehrke
http://washingtonexaminer.com/report-gop-senators-wont-confirm-kerry-until-clinton-testifies-on-benghazi/article/2516877#.UNtgwEbCz8A
Where's Hillary? | The Weekly Standard
http://www.drudgereport.com/
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
O Returns to Drive US over the Cliff but MechellO Continues to Blow Tax $$!
Michelle to Remain in Hawaii, Costing Taxpayers Over $100K | The Blog on Obama: White House Dossier
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/12/26/michelle-remain-hawaii-costing-taxpayers-100k/
Benghazi & Obama's Smoke & Mirrors Regime!
State Department officials who supposedly lost jobs over Benghazi debacle will be back at work - NYPOST.com
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/benghazi_penalties_are_bogus_ncP7RZx5uTIgDPbTp5WtoN?utm_medium=rss&utm_content=International
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