Oh this should start a backlash. I like that.   ~Steve~               H/T Grouchy -------------------------------------------------------------------- I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said "I've not eaten for two days." I told him "I wish I had your will power." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I'm going to take that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland . He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him "Where am I?" The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. "You're in that feckin basket." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a Trivia competition in the bag until the last question which I got wrong. The question was "Where do women have the curliest hair??" The answer I should have given was Fiji .

When liberals say X, they really mean Y Posted on February 21, 2012 by Dr. Eowyn | 6 Comments Democrats speak a different language than standard English. Here’s a translation guide to help you navigate through the Progressive Newspeak. DEMOCRAT REPUBLICAN Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal Non-viable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or “The Rich ” Self-Employed Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative Truants Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Church-going Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or “The Rich ” Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby NRA Members Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs Accepted Facts Horse Shit H/t beloved Grouchy! ~Eowyn Rate this:      8 Votes Share this: Facebook5 Twitter2 StumbleUpon Digg Reddit Email Print Like this: Like One blogger likes this post. This entry was posted in Culture War, Liberals/Democrats, Republican Party, United States and tagged corruption of language, Newspeak, political euphemisms. Bookmark the permalink. 6 RESPONSES TO WHEN LIBERALS SAY X, THEY REALLY MEAN Y Hardnox | February 21, 2012 at 9:11 am | Reply Thanks for posting this. It was great!  3 0 Rate This walthe310 | February 21, 2012 at 9:22 am | Reply In this election season, we can expect candidates to use some or many of the following terms. I decided to supply a list of definitions so that you may know what the candidates are talking about even if they do not. Definitions: Anarchy: no government. Monarchy: government by a king/queen. Plutocracy: government by the wealthy, usually by the wealthy for the wealthy. Theocracy: government by a church. Democracy: elected government responsive to its citizens. Dictatorship: Government by one or a few. Freedom: no coercion by government, business, unions or church. Slavery: coercion by government, business, unions or church. Capitalism: business system where owners of capital run businesses. Socialism: government owns businesses. Fascism: businesses own government. This is the system we have now on the national level and also at the state level in many states. Communism (Marxism): socialism and dictatorship. Mixed economy: socialism and capitalism operating side by side with one trying to dominate the other. Some of these items are compatible and some cannot be combined. Socialism and democracy and freedom are compatible, while fascism and democracy and freedom are not.  

How to Jump Start the Economy – Drill, Drill, Drill Posted on February 21, 2012 by sage_brush | 36 Comments Since every one of my little grey cells says that this is the most logical way to bring America back from ruin -  logic also dictates that the reason we aren’t increasing native oil production has a sinister purpose.  Why would a small group of powerful men,  deliberately choose to bring the greatest country in the world to its knees?  It has not only been the present administration, but a methodical decline, enacted slowly and incrementally over decades,  so as to prevent waves of rebellion. Can a more conservative president change the course that has been laid out for us?  Or, perhaps we should ask – would he be allowed to?   sage

Attention MI Fishermen/women

For those of you who don't know where Big Bass Lake is, it's in Iosco County Michigan . Probably the biggest nearby town would be Hale, about three miles away...a beautiful little lake full of Pike. You will never, ever - see me swim in Big Bass Lake ... WOW!! This is NOT a fish story ! This is a new record Northern Pike in Michigan .. It was caught on Big Bass Lake . Check this thing out.. The man (in the photos below), was fishing, and caught a 36" Pike. As he was reeling it in, a 56" - 55 lb Pike tried to eat it !!!!! He landed them both in the same net. The last picture is unreal.   Now this is a FISH!! That's how they grow them in Hale, Michigan folks!

This a great must see! America is waking up! Oklahoma State University Stillwater, Oklahoma This video just came out & it already has over 6 Million Hits This is without a doubt the best video that has come out and apparently 6 Million others think so too because there have been 6 million hits in 4 days. Please watch it again and again and send it on to others. I believe the pendulum has started to swing so let's keep it going. This is very well done. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=JVAhr4hZDJE&vq=medium#t=19 Over 6 million hits in 4 Days pass it on !

Commentary by Jim Campbell Since Saudi Arabia Cut Oil Output, Export in December, the world is now left to ponder what will be its next move as the Iranians begin squeezing European economies. It is clearly times like these that the United States must not appear to be a waning super power with a rudderless fool that the entire world views as a paper tiger who has shown no ability for productive action.   The world will be a far safer place when Obama is finally removed from office. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, I'm J.C. and I approve this message.

Subject: "DUCKY" THOUGHTS FOR LIFE TO OUR FRIENDS!       I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky  dunk.' I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.  If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN! Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the  difference. Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? A completely brilliant question! Bumper sticker of the year. "If you can read this, thank a teacher.  And, since it's in English, thank a soldier." Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court, when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Another completely brilliant question! And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. You just might want to pass this along...          Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.