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Top 12 reasons to vote Democrat. “When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted democrat, give them this list and they can pick a reason from this “TOP 12″.   12. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t. 11. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 10. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 9. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. 8. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius. 7. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 6. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it. 5. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 4. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 3. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish. 2. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”. And, finally, the No. 1 reason to vote Democrat: 1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rectal cavity, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.”  

Oh this should start a backlash. I like that.   ~Steve~               H/T Grouchy -------------------------------------------------------------------- I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said "I've not eaten for two days." I told him "I wish I had your will power." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I'm going to take that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland . He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him "Where am I?" The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. "You're in that feckin basket." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a Trivia competition in the bag until the last question which I got wrong. The question was "Where do women have the curliest hair??" The answer I should have given was Fiji .

When liberals say X, they really mean Y Posted on February 21, 2012 by Dr. Eowyn | 6 Comments Democrats speak a different language than standard English. Here’s a translation guide to help you navigate through the Progressive Newspeak. DEMOCRAT REPUBLICAN Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal Non-viable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or “The Rich ” Self-Employed Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative Truants Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Church-going Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or “The Rich ” Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby NRA Members Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs Accepted Facts Horse Shit H/t beloved Grouchy! ~Eowyn Rate this:      8 Votes Share this: Facebook5 Twitter2 StumbleUpon Digg Reddit Email Print Like this: Like One blogger likes this post. This entry was posted in Culture War, Liberals/Democrats, Republican Party, United States and tagged corruption of language, Newspeak, political euphemisms. Bookmark the permalink. 6 RESPONSES TO WHEN LIBERALS SAY X, THEY REALLY MEAN Y Hardnox | February 21, 2012 at 9:11 am | Reply Thanks for posting this. It was great!  3 0 Rate This walthe310 | February 21, 2012 at 9:22 am | Reply In this election season, we can expect candidates to use some or many of the following terms. I decided to supply a list of definitions so that you may know what the candidates are talking about even if they do not. Definitions: Anarchy: no government. Monarchy: government by a king/queen. Plutocracy: government by the wealthy, usually by the wealthy for the wealthy. Theocracy: government by a church. Democracy: elected government responsive to its citizens. Dictatorship: Government by one or a few. Freedom: no coercion by government, business, unions or church. Slavery: coercion by government, business, unions or church. Capitalism: business system where owners of capital run businesses. Socialism: government owns businesses. Fascism: businesses own government. This is the system we have now on the national level and also at the state level in many states. Communism (Marxism): socialism and dictatorship. Mixed economy: socialism and capitalism operating side by side with one trying to dominate the other. Some of these items are compatible and some cannot be combined. Socialism and democracy and freedom are compatible, while fascism and democracy and freedom are not.