Irish Jokes. A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!" A coach load of paddys on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going. ... The driver won £52! Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish. Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says "Bejaysus I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb." The operator asks, "is it tickin?” Paddy says "No, I tink it's beef" Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid, because I wasn't even at home yesterday." Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Bejaysus, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor." The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They imported 50 million tons of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil. Paddy says to Mick “I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant." Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?" Paddy replies, “I'll take her with me!" Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?" Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."    

Top 12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat : Political Outcast

Top 12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat : Political Outcast

Communist Defector Endorses Washington Conference to "Vet" Obama  Lt. Gen. Ion Mihai Pacepa, the highest-ranking Soviet-bloc official ever to defect to the West, tells me that "€¦President Obama should have no reason to hide his Marxist upbringing. Unless he is still a Marxist, and is not able to defend it." Pacepa has endorsed our July 19 "Vetting" conference at the National Press Club, saying too much of Obama's background is still shrouded in mystery. "I hope this conference will be a turning point in our political life," Pacepa said. "I hope that its speakers and some of the participants who have lived in the sanctum sanctorum of Marxist countries, as I did, will help the United States understand that Marxism is indefensible." Pacepa, who ran Romania's espionage service but defected and later wrote a book exposing Soviet KGB involvement in the assassination of JFK, cannot attend personally because of threats to his safety and security. The conference is open to the public and the press and features the first Washington speech by Professor Paul Kengor about his new book on Obama's communist mentor, Frank Marshall Davis. Pacepa commented, "I understand that Paul Kengor's new and scrupulously documented book The Communist proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that President Obama was educated as a Marxist." The Kengor speech will examine FBI documents about and the writings of Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist Party operative who helped raise Obama in Hawaii.  Another speaker is Soviet KGB defector Konstantin Preobrazhensky, who will talk on the subject, "Communists and Muslims: The Hidden Hand of the KGB."  The all-day conference also includes former FBI informant Larry Grathwohl; Ryan Mauro, an expert on the Islamic Jihad; bloggers Trevor Loudon and Jeremy Segal; and filmmaker Joel Gilbert. Go to http://leninandsharia.com/ for information and details about attending our conference. There are still a few seats left.   Paul Kengor, will discuss his new book, THE COMMUNIST Frank Marshall Davis: The Untold Story of Barack Obama's Mentor. You can purchase copies of his new book at our event at a discount. Send me your thoughts at Kincaid@comcast.net For America's Survival, Cliff Kincaid, President

This morning on the Today Show, Matt Lauer interviewed one of the  wives of one of the Navy Seals killed this weekend. He asked her what she  would say to her children about their dad and how she would want them to  remember him... She said, and I quote, "His love for Christ" and then  continued with a few other things. Throughout the day and on MSN  homepage -  when the story is replayed they have edited the "Love of Christ" part  out.  Why? Because using the word Christ might offend someone. Well, I am a  Christian and I am offended! Offended that they would edit it out.  Offended that we as Christians are asked to tread lightly so as not to offend  someone of another religion. I think anyone who missed the original broadcast  this morning should know what NBC has done. This man loved his country and  loved his God and gave his life for both, just as Christ gave His life for  him...  Please feel free to copy this and forward it to everyone on your email  list.. There are e-mails that go around saying, "If you believe in God"  then forward this... well, I am starting one... right here, right now... I am  not ashamed of God but I am becoming more ashamed of my country... It is time  to take a stand.        Please GOD, have mercy on us and help us all.

The Other Consequences of Fast and Furious

The Other Consequences of Fast and Furious

   The Hooker      An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker. ·       "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100" she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style? "No"   she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."    "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you $300." "No,"  she says.   "I pay you $400. "No,"  she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."   She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes  from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be? So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,  "Hey, I was expecting something  perverted and disgusting. But that was ok.  So, what exactly is immigrant style?"   The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."      AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

McGurn: Community Organizers Sue Obama What Chicago would be like with the contraceptive mandate—and without Catholic Charities. Saul Alinsky may have dedicated his "Rules for Radicals" to Lucifer. Even so, the father of community organizing knew that his efforts would have gone nowhere in his hometown of Chicago without the help of an institution that had been serving the city's poorest communities long before he arrived: the Catholic Church. In 1939, Alinsky famously worked with the church to organize the "Back of the Yards" slum on the edge of the Chicago stockyards. Nearly 50 years later, a young Columbia graduate named Barack Obama followed in his footsteps. From an office in the rectory of Holy Rosary Church on the city's South Side, the future president began his career as a community organizer. Now the one-time allies are at loggerheads. On Monday, Catholic Charities of Chicago—the social-welfare arm of the archdiocese—joined other Illinois Catholic organizations to file a lawsuit against the Obama administration's mandate that would force these Catholic groups to offer free contraceptives through their insurance, in violation of church teaching. The suit's message is direct: Mr. President, your mandate will make it impossible for us to do our jobs. Judging from how President Obama now sounds like George W. Bush when he talks about the Catholic Church, the president appreciates the political harm his mandate is doing. At a campaign stop last Thursday in Ohio, he repeated what has become a stock line: "When I first got my job as an organizer for the Catholic churches in Chicago . . . they taught me that no government program can replace good neighbors and people who care deeply about their communities [and] who are fighting on their behalf." In terms of religious liberty, the new lawsuit breaks no new legal ground. What it does is offer a window into how much the decency of daily American life depends on churches using their free-exercise rights. Our nation's third-largest city provides an especially compelling example. Chicago's Catholic Charities employs 2,700 full- and part-time staffers delivering relief aimed at helping people achieve self-sufficiency. They do everything from stocking food pantries to helping people with HIV/AIDS, resettling refugees, housing seniors, and training people for jobs. Last year alone, that translated into 19 million meals in the form of groceries for single moms, another 2.5 million meals served to the hungry or homeless, 458,000 nights of shelter for families and children, and 897,481 hours of homemaker services for seniors. And these numbers don't include the thousands of inner-city children served by the archdiocese's Catholic schools but not on the Catholic Charities budget. When you ask the Rev. Michael Boland, president and CEO of Catholic Charities, what percentage of those he serves are Catholic, he answers that he doesn't know, because they don't ask. The Obama administration's mandate would change that. Particularly galling, he says, is the charge that his church is engaged in a "war on women"—when 80% of those his organization serves are women and children. As the lawsuit puts it: Enforcing the mandate could soon require Catholic Charities to "stop providing educational opportunities to non-Catholics, stop serving non-Catholics, and fire non-Catholic employees—actions that would betray their religious commitment to serving all in need without regard to religion." Yes, the bulk of the Catholic Charities budget these days comes from government funding. There's a perfectly legitimate public question about what accepting that funding means for both society and the church. It's not, however, the only public question. Another important one is this: Will our society rely on civic institutions or the government to deliver these services? Does anyone really believe we would be better off turning over the work of Catholic Charities to states or the feds—with their higher costs, greater bureaucracy, and loss in efficiency? In a recent report, Catholic Charities notes that it costs Medicaid (read: taxpayers) $43,000 per year for every senior in a nursing home. By contrast, Catholic Charities provides day care for seniors at $6,461 per year, home-delivered meals at $1,188 and services such as housecleaning for $4,028. Any one of these services can keep an elderly citizen in his own house instead of being sent to a nursing home (one of the great drivers of Medicaid's escalating costs). Overall, 92 cents of every Catholic Charities dollar goes to recipients, which is one reason Catholic Charities is so often chosen for contracts. The church can provide such value because for every staffer, it has nearly seven volunteers. That works out to a volunteer army of 17,000 people, larger than Chicago's police force. It's worth asking what Chicago might look like if these religious volunteers were limited to employing and serving only those who share their faith. And not just Chicago. Across America, volunteers with other faith groups are also reclaiming lives and neighborhoods in a way that even Mr. Obama says is far superior to any government program. Something he might want to mention to his secretary of health and human services. Write to MainStreet@wsj.com