Thursday, August 30, 2012

You May Be a Muslim If...

           This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it.
You probably are a Muslim

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Around the World with Ken Ham

Noah Visits Ark Encounter Studios

Posted: 30 Aug 2012 09:26 AM PDT

Recently we had a special visitor to the Ark Encounter studios (where the Ark project is being designed). Our talented design team built a set to represent part of Noah’s house and workshop. A special actor dressed up as Noah then acted out some scenes so our video team could film what they needed for a classy short video to advertise the Ark Encounter project, featuring a full-size Noah’s Ark to be built south of Cincinnati.
The set filled a large section of the Creation Museum’s fabrication shop:

Here is Noah, dressed and ready for action:

This won’t be on the video, but here is Noah as he catches up on emails between takes.

More on the “Evolution Guy”

I encourage you to read the feature article on AiG’s website today dealing with Bill Nye “The Science Guy” of TV fame and the video he made to slam Christians who reject evolution and don’t teach it as fact to children. Sadly, it has become a very popular video on the internet. Visit our website to read a rebuttal article superbly written by AiG writer/researcher Dr. Elizabeth Mitchell (plus see a high-quality three-minute video we produced that also rebuts Nye).
Thanks for stopping by and thanks for praying,
Ken

CHICAGO:

My father was a staunch conservative

and voted straight ticket Republican until the day he died.

Now, he votes Democrat.

Anti-Obama Movie Killing it Despite Negative Press

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