Larmry, the Flagman-
You really have to spend 2.5 minutes to watch this!!!
Larry, the FlagmanI cannot add words - just watch
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
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The Little Red Hen
"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and
ripened.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen
said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck (Barbara Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain (Harry Reid)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
When the farmer (Obama) came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so
long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
And perhaps...this is the end.
And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So, they
all starved equally.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
DO WE LIVE IN A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?Clinton said it best the other night when he called for Shared Opportunity. That’s just Socialist talk for government takeover of your life. November Is Coming!!!
A Church in the heart of D.C. - You'll be amazed at what you didn't know!I seen this before but it is still interesting to note how the liberals and free thinkers have skewed and misconstrued the intent of our Founding Fathers. This so interesting that I had to forward it.A Church in the heart of D.C. - You'll be amazed at what you didn't knowA Church very Few People Know About right in the heart of D.C.Everyone in the United States needs to see this.
Something we were never taught in school; 99 out of 100 people don't know this, do you?It's fascinating...
Interesting what is being hidden from public view.
For you and your loved ones' future, watch and be aware that there was a two hour Muslim prayer service BEFORE the DNC Convention started. After viewing this 5 minute video, consider forwarding this to EVERYONE you can think of so that ALL Americans can make an educated decision about the future of this Country. By the way, "Iftar" is the correct spelling. Note, you didn't hear about this dinner from the media, did you?
Abbott & CostelloCOSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 9%.COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.COSTELLO: You just said 9%.ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.ABBOTT: No, that's 9%.COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or16%?ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can't count the "Out of Work" as theunemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.COSTELLO: What point?ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with thosewho look for work. It wouldn't be fair.COSTELLO: To whom?ABBOTT: The unemployed.COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those whoare out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are nolonger in the ranks of the unemployed.COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would countas less unemployment?ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't lookfor work?ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how Obama gets it to 9%.Otherwise it would be 16%. He doesn't want you to read about 16%unemployment.COSTELLO: That would be tough on his reelection.ABBOTT: Absolutely.COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are twoways to bring down the unemployment number?ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?ABBOTT: Correct.COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking fora job?ABBOTT: Bingo.COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and theeasier of the two is to have obama's supporters stop looking for work.ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like the Obama Economy Czar.COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Obama.
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