Only in Britain you say?It seems like all the Western countries have the same problems.
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The HaircutBlessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barberreplied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week. 'The florist was pleasedand left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' cardand a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannotaccept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donutswaiting for him at his door.Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happyand left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmenlined up waiting for a free haircut.And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.Nothing bad will happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is not in your future.Now send it to everyone you know
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WHY OUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS WERE HAPPIER!
Have you ever wondered why our great grandparentsall had such fond memories of their youth?Well... I'm surprised they remembered anything at all!
Forget Tums & Tylenol.
Forget Aleve & Benedryl.Look at the cool stuff they had back then!
A bottle of Bayer's 'Heroin'. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute formorphine.
It was also used to treat children suffering with a strong cough.
Coca Wine, anyone? Metcalf's Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market.Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.
Mariani Wine.Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it's time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time.He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.
Maltine.Produced by the Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York . It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal.Children should only take half a glass.
A paperweight:
A paperweight promoting C.F. Boehringer & Soehne ( Mannheim , Germany ). They were proud of being the biggest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.
Opium for Asthma:At 40% alcohol plus 3 grams of opium per tablet.It didn't cure you... but you didn't care!
Cocaine Tablets (1900).All stage actors, singers, teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance.Great to 'smooth' the voice.
Cocaine drops for toothache.Very popular for children in 1885.Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children very happy!
Opium for newborns.I'm sure this would make them sleep well.(not only the Opium, but also the 46% alcohol)It's no wonder they were called, "The Good Old Days".From cradle to grave... everyone was STONED!
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