Monday, March 11, 2013
Sending Happy Dust
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts..
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground....
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. . ... ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money....
At age 70 success is . ... . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.
Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Dance naked. Woo-hoo!
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Tell Your Senator to Defund ObamaCare NOW
This is urgent. FreedomWorks is key voting an amendment proposed by Senator Ted Cruz that defunds ObamaCare in Congress’s new spending plan. By getting this amendment passed, we can delay implementation of President Obama’s health care takeover.
Call your Senator and demand they support the amendment to defund ObamaCare.
It’s crucial that you call as soon as possible. The vote could take place as early as Monday, March 11, 2013!
Demand your Senator vote to defund ObamaCare!
The Senate has failed to pass a budget and outline how exactly the massive new entitlement program is going to be paid for. We must act now to stop this fiscal irresponsibility.
Read more about the defund ObamaCare amendment on the FreedomWorks blog.
Give Us Your Opinion on the New Fair Deal
Freedomworks needs your help. Our ambitious new series of legislation, The New Fair Deal, is currently being crafted by 8 congressmen. This legislative package will focus on four pillars: fight crony capitalism, tax fairly, stop overspending, and empower individuals. We need your input to help craft the final bills.
Give us your advice on the legislation.
The New Fair Deal will bring America forward into a new age of individualism and economic liberty. Washington has turned our economy into a grudge match between the politically-connected and taxpayers. Together we can restore the principles of opportunity and limited government for the future.
Let us know how you feel about The New Fair Deal. Your input will go a long way in shaping this important legislation.
Introducing: Demand It
If you haven’t joined the FreedomWorks online community, FreedomConnector, you are missing out on the best online tool for activism. Just this week, we introduced a new feature called “Demand It.” By using Demand It, users can request help from FreedomWorks for liberty campaigns in their area. Whether it is promotion or activist training, FreedomWorks strives to be the one-stop service center for the grassroots.
Check out the new Demand It feature on FreedomConnector.
Video of the Week
This week's video features Gary Palmer, President of the Alabama Policy Institute, joining members of the FreedomWorks staff to discuss Rand Paul's historic filibuster, the sequester currently taking place in Washington, and the fight for school choice for Alabama. You don't want to miss this video.
This Week: House to Begin Work on Balanced Budget to Help Grow Our Economy, Expand Opportunity for All Americans
MARCH 10, 2013
This week, the House of Representatives will begin work on a balanced budget that will promote economic growth and help expand opportunity for all Americans. Watch Speaker John Boehner preview the budget here and read more below.
MORE FROM THE SPEAKER’S BLOG:
GOP working on a responsible, balanced budget: Speaker Boehner says the budget to be unveiled by Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) this week will “cut wasteful spending, fix our broken tax code to create more jobs and increase wages, and protect and strengthen important priorities like Medicare.”
President Obama could have longest budget delay of any incumbent president: While the House works on a plan for a balanced budget and a healthier economy, President Obama’s budget is already more than a month late.
180 economists agree spending is the problem: Washington’s spending binge has led to a booming deficit that economists say is hurting families and our economy. Tell us what you think and share the economists' statement with your friends.
Fixing our tax code for all Americans: Speaker Boehner told CNBC’s Larry Kudlow we need to fix our tax code – closing loopholes and lowering rates for everyone – to help create new jobs and increase wages for working families.
There’s no reason to delay Keystone XL pipeline a second longer: In a new video, Speaker Boehner says Keystone holds the promise of new American jobs and more affordable energy for middle-class families.
70 percent of Americans support Keystone XL: A new survey showed broad, bipartisan support for the Keystone pipeline. Speaker Boehner said the president needs to stand up for middle class jobs and approve Keystone.
U.S. Capitol still welcoming visitors: As Americans continued to deal with having their long-planned White House tours canceled, Speaker Boehner assured taxpayers and tourists that the Capitol remains open for tours.
Before cancelling White House tours or raising taxes… here are some examples of government waste that can be cut. Remember: every American has a $52,000 share of the national debt. Spending is the problem.
Preventing White House from gutting welfare reform: The House Ways & Means Committee approved H.R. 890, a bill to stop the Obama administration from gutting work requirements in the 1996 bipartisan welfare reform law.
Keeping government open: The House approved a straightforward measure to keep the government running – now Senate Democrats need to take action and approve the House bill.
House Historian unveils new site on the Civil Rights movement: The House historian’s new website preserves testimonies from Members of Congress who contributed to the historic civil rights movement.
House Republicans host Millennial Meetup: House Republicans recently met with 20 young leaders to discuss how Washington’s spending problem is hurting young Americans and threatening future generations. Video here.
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