More Wal-Mart People Winners. Can this be real? All I Can Say is OMG!!

 

More Wal-Mart People Winners- All NEW!! They are back

Pimp My Ride….PLEASE! Momma told me it was sexy to show a little cleavage! The 1980’s glasses, the giant pearls, the fake eyebrows and the Three Stooges haircut…it works for me. What…Jr. was hungry and I didn’t want to loose my place in line!  I’m not sure a zebra purse is going out with style   Pick a fold, any fold. Lateesha done got her a new weave and damn it’s looking so good you can play checkers on it! After shopping Bertha is going to the movies…she’s already picked her seat. Look at my slippers like that again and I’ll KEEL YOU! What?  Hookers gotta shop too. Taniqua’s thong is one of the new high rider models.  Ever wondered what happened to Bozo the Clown? To all you kids out there with tats and piercings…this is you in 40 years! Pink looks good on Bill.  Especially with the black skirt!  Wait, is that a bra? Please tell me Aunt Harriet is sleep walking again. Ummm, NO! I think we just found Nemo.  Must have been a miss-match sale at Goodwill. Excuse me, sir, your bikini top is untied. Jim’s wife had no clue where her thong has disappeared to. Connie found her favorite skirt from the second grade and discovered it still fit….almost. Back boobs?   Leg boobs? Truer words have never been written on the back of a giant wheel chair. You can’t say Carl doesn’t enjoy him some Turkey Day. Please… put down the candy! Ummm Mama, your ass is showing! Okay, which one is fake, the beard or the boobs. I think I am getting seasick!  Ass backwards?  I hope that giant box contains a giant pair of panties. After that bucket of fried chicken Lulu just had to take a quick nap. Dude, that comb over is not fooling anyone! Please tell me she has on a thong…please! Make up your mind, fox or shark.  To hell with getting dressed today, I’m just going to throw on a dew rag and call it good. Retired plumber? Is that a, a, Oh.  My.  God. You’d a never guessed there was room in there for a cell phone.   Clean up in the shoe aisle…STAT And the winner of the mullet contest is… You might want to stay away from the Pepsi ma’am, I hear it is bad for your tooth. I tot I taw a putty tat…I did, I did.       I don't make up these e-mails... just pass them on!

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Perhaps this is one time our elected leaders should listen to the advice of Vladimir Putin....

 

On February 4th, 2013, Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia:

"In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws.  If they prefer Sharia Law, then we advise them to go to those places where that's the state law. Russia does not need minorities.  Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell 'discrimination'.  We better learn from the suicides of America, England,Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation.  The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of most minorities.  When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the national interest first, observing that the minorities are not Russians.

The politicians in the Duma gave Putin a five minute standing ovation.

             

 

 

 

 

US PRESIDENTS IN UNIFORM.......

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Two weeks ago, President Obama's State Department insisted that he would put his signature ratification on the UN Gun Ban "in the very near future." Soon after he does that, gun owners could be steaming full speed ahead to a showdown battle over final passage in the U.S. Senate!  That's why NAGR is looking for One Million American Patriots to Pledge Opposition to Obama's Global Agenda when the UN Gun Ban arrives at the White House tomorrow, June 3.  Please click on the image below to Pledge Opposition to Obama's Global Agenda IMMEDIATELY! When you do, you'll be automatically entered to win the Nighthawk T3 Stainless Pistol (valued at $3,400!) shown below. 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NAGR members and supporters have led the fight against the “Small Arms Treaty” for nearly a decade now. But with a showdown battle over the UN Gun Ban looming in the U.S. Senate, I'm looking for One Million American Patriots to Pledge Opposition to Obama's Global Agenda IMMEDIATELY.  You see, within a matter of weeks, you and I are steaming full speed ahead to a showdown in the U.S. Senate!  The U.N.’s “Small Arms Treaty” has been at the top of the gun-grabbers priority list from day one of the Obama presidency.  In fact, Secretary of State John Kerry recently stated, “The United States is steadfast in its commitment to achieve a strong and effective Arms Trade Treaty . . .”  And reading through the treaty, it’s easy to see why this INTERNATIONAL gun control scheme is the gun-grabbers’ crown jewel.  Marketed as a treaty to stop piracy, international crime syndicates, terrorism and state-sponsored murder, the reality is FAR different.  Article V of the newly-drafted Treaty mandates an INTERNATIONAL gun registry imposing new regulations on everything from rifles to handguns to even ammunition!  Article 12 states the registry must include “the quantity, value, model/type, authorized international transfers of conventional arms” and the identity of the “end user.”  And it’s not just our federal government that would get a copy.  International bureaucrats at the United Nations and foreign governments would have access to the registry as well!  You and I both know registration is the first step toward outright CONFISCATION.  That’s why I must be able to count on your IMMEDIATE support to stop ratification of the U.N.’s “Small Arms Treaty” -- especially at this most critical time.  Here’s what you can do to help: *** Click here to Pledge Your Opposition to Obama's Global Agenda IMMEDIATELY; *** Make a generous emergency contribution to help the National Association for Gun Rights turn up the heat on the U.S. Senate to DEFEAT this outrageous anti-gun scheme. Whatever you can afford will help with all the fights the National Association for Gun Rights is taking on.  So please sign your petition and contribute as generously as you can.  Thank you so much for your support.  For Freedom, Dudley Brown Executive Vice President P.S. Soon after Barack Obama puts his signature ratification on the UN Gun Ban, you and I could be headed to a Senate ratification showdown in just a matter of weeks. The provisions in the newly-drafted treaty are little more than an INTERNATIONAL gun registry imposing new regulations on everything from rifles to handguns to even ammunition! 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Next steps on key jobs bills JUNE 2, 2013 | VIEW ONLINE While investigating the Obama administration’s IRS scandal, the Benghazi terrorist attack, and more, Speaker John Boehner said, “This House is going to continue to be focused on the issue of jobs.” Here’s a look at some of the challenges we’re addressing through our jobs plan and the next steps to making our solutions a reality… Clearing the way for the Keystone XL pipeline – part of an “all of the above” strategy for energy independence: THE PROBLEM: Energy prices are up and our economy is stagnant.  And yet the Obama administration has needlessly delayed the Keystone XL project which will create more than 20,000 direct jobs and 100,000 indirect jobs; help lower gas prices; and is supported by workers and employers, labor unions, a bipartisan coalition in Congress, editorial boards, and a majority of the American people. THE SOLUTION: On May 22, 2013, the House passed the Northern Route Approval Act (H.R. 3), which removes the bureaucratic and legal roadblocks that have delayed the Keystone pipeline for years. “Energy is the foundation of our economy,” says Speaker Boehner. NEXT STEPS: The Democratic-controlled Senate has yet to take action. The House will consider additional bills in the weeks ahead to expand production, create jobs, and lower energy prices. Taking the politics out of student loans to help make life work & expand education opportunities: THE PROBLEM: Interest rates on student loans will double in less than a month – the result of a broken process that allows politicians to set interest rates and make paying for college even harder for students and families. THE SOLUTION: On May 23, 2013, the House passed the Smarter Solutions for Students Act (H.R. 1911) to stop student loan interest rates from doubling by tying them to a market-based rate. This bipartisan approach fixes the student loan process long-term, takes politicians out of the business of setting interest rates, and “echoes a plan [President] Obama offered in April.” NEXT STEPS: The Democratic-controlled Senate has yet to take action. Click here for a timeline of activity on student loans. Repealing the president’s health care law to help lower health care costs: THE PROBLEM: A study by a Democratic research group discovered that premiums are going up – way up – under ObamaCare. The nation’s largest insurers told Congress the same thing, as seen in the recent “rate shock” report. The president’s health care law is a train wreck for part-time and low-income workers, small businesses, unions, people who want to keep their current health care plan – pretty much everyone except the IRS. THE SOLUTION: On May 16, 2013, the House voted to fully repeal and defund the president’s health care law. Republicans have also successfully repealed and defunded several parts of the law since 2011. NEXT STEPS: The Democratic-controlled Senate has yet to take action.  The House will continue working on legislation that helps bring down the costs that strain families and make it harder for small businesses to hire. The Republican-led House has also voted to balance the budget, strengthen important programs like Medicare, and replace the president’s sequester with smarter spending cuts and reforms. And there’s more to come. Learn more about the Republican jobs plan at gop.gov/jobs.

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