Kudos to the person who put the ad on Craig’s List!
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT,
BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG'S LIST.
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1(WASHINGTON, DC)
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya.
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently,
it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
President “Don’t do as I do, Do as I say” Obama has told Katherine Sibelius to, once again, relax those pesky Obamacare regulations and re-define “hardship” so the 5,000,000 plus Americans who lost their insurance and were screwed by Obamacare can purchase one of those sub-standard crappy “catastrophic” insurance plans while the Administration tries to save their failed socialist experiment.
When President Obama named the five members of the “Review Group on Intelligence and Communications Technologies, one name stood out as a clear and present danger to our Constitution and the protection of America and Americans.
It wasn’t Richard Clark, the chief counter-terrorism adviser on the National Security Council under both Presidents Clinton and Bush.
It wasn’t Michael Morell, the former deputy director of the CIA
It wasn’t Geoffrey Stone, the University of Chicago law professor.
It wasn’t Peter Swire, the Georgia Tech professor.
Yes, all of these people had baggage and an ideological viewpoint, but they did not seem dangerous to commonly-accepted precepts of freedom.
It was Cass Sunstein, the so-called intellectual mentor to the president who served as the White House’s regulatory czar from 2009 to 2012. Married to Samantha Power, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations whose foreign policy failures are legion in the State Department. If you have any doubt that Sunstein is a progressive socialist democrat, one need only review the titles of some of his previous books.
Sunstein's books include After the Rights Revolution (1990), The Partial Constitution(1993), Democracy and the Problem of Free Speech (1993), Legal Reasoning and Political Conflict (1996), Free Markets and Social Justice (1997), One Case at a Time (1999), Risk and Reason (2002), Why Societies Need Dissent (2003), Laws of Fear: Beyond the Precautionary Principle (2005), Radicals in Robes: Why Extreme Right-Wing Courts Are Wrong for America (2005), Are Judges Political? An Empirical Analysis of the Federal Judiciary (2005), Infotopia: How Many Minds Produce Knowledge (2006), and, co-authored with Richard Thaler, Nudge: Improving Decisions about Health, Wealth, and Happiness (2008). <Source>
And his views on government control are downright scary …
“In what sense is the money in our pockets and bank accounts fully ‘ours’?Did we earn it by our own autonomous efforts? Could we have inherited it without the assistance of probate courts? Do we save it without the support of bank regulators? Could we spend it if there were no public officials to coordinate the efforts and pool the resources of the community in which we live”
”Without taxes there would be no liberty.Without taxes there would be no property.Without taxes, few of us would have any assets worth defending.”
“In any case, to recognize the dependency of property rights on the contributions of the whole community, managed by the government, is to repel the rhetorical attack on welfare rights as somehow deeply un-American, and totally alien or different in kind from classical or “real” rights. No right can be exercised independently, for every rights-holder has a claim on public resources–on money that has been extracted from citizens at large.”
“For all rights–call them negative, call them positive–have that effect. There is no liberty without dependency. That is why we should celebrate tax day.” <Source>
Bottom line …
A well-credentials and smart socialist/communist is a clear and present danger to America and all Americans, especially when that socialist/communist individual is acting to destroy America’s existing institutions from within to bring about a socialist/communist state.
The fact that President Obama is allowing Sunstein to put forth policies that will deeply affect future NSA (National Security Agency) operations is deeply troubling and problematical. Symptomatic of President Obama and his cadre of progressive socialist democrats. Symptomatic of our last two Secretary’s of State, Marxist-worshiping Hillary Clinton and socialist John Kerry.
Time to clean house of radical progressive socialist democrats in the upcoming 2014 congressional election cycle. And, if we don’t remove those who deliberately damage America and Americans, America as we know it will cease to exist. In its place will be a socialist kleptocracy run by enlightened ideologues like Cass Sunstein and Valerie Jarrett through sock puppets such as Barack Obama.
In the slums of Medellin, Colombia, adolescent girls have become the spoils of war and merchandise for criminal gangs; they are raped, abused, trafficked and even have their virginities auctioned off to the highest bidder.
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On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.
On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candlelight; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring water.
When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.
He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
On the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was bliss.
Then, slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing out the place.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. . . Nothing worked!
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex called the woman and asked how things were going. She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.
Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed on a price that was only 1/10th of what the house had been worth .... but only if he would sign the papers that very day.
He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.
A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ......
and to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods!
