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Friday, January 10, 2014
Joe the Plumber ... I'm pretty sure you will share this. Absolutely!
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very exclusive neighborhood where all the residents make more than $250,000 per year. Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the room that contains the leaky pipe under a sink.
Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama, who is standing near the door, that it's an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes.
Obama asks Joe how much it will cost.
Joe immediately says, "$9,500."
"$9,500?" Obama asks, stunned, "But you said it's an easy repair!
"Yes, but what I do is charge those who make $250,000 per year a much higher amount so I can fix the plumbing of poorer people for free," explains Joe. "It's always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I lobbied government who pass this philosophy into law. Now all plumbers do business this way. It's known as 'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act of 2014.' Surprised you haven't heard of it."
In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves.
Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book looking for another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses listed have gone out of business. Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing and the leak goes un repaired for several days.
A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the sink. The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour, and there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to return.
Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, and says, “Let's see - this will cost you about $21,000."
"What! A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!" Obama quickly fires back.
Joe explains, "Well, because of the 'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act,' a lot of rich people are learning how to fix their own plumbing, so there are fewer payers. As a result, the rate I have to charge my wealthy paying customers keeps rising.”
"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work for those who get it for free is skyrocketed. There's a long waiting list of those who need repairs. This has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, and they're not being replaced - nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they won't make any money. I'm hurting too - all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."
"Joe, this could be bad. If all the rich people learn how to fix their own plumbing and you can't charge the poorer people, you'll be broke. What will you do then?"
Joe immediately replies, "Run for president!"
Read S....L....O....W....L...Y I have never heard this said as simply or as well. ...
The folks who are getting the free stuff don't like
The folks who are paying for the free stuff , because
The folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer
Afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.
And the folks who are paying for the free stuff
Want the free stuff to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more
Free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!
Now... The people who are forcing the people who pay
For the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING
The free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the
Free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
So... The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been
Convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the
Free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay
For their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.
We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there
Are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the
Free stuff .
Now understand this.All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere
Between 200 and 250 years after being founded.The reason?
The voters figured out they could vote themselves money
From the treasury by electing people who promised to give
Them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776 ,
236 years ago.�
The number of people now getting free stuff
Outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff .
Failure to change that spells the end of the United States
As we know it.
ELECTION 2014 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!
I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON !!!
For all our sake PLEASE Take a Stand!!!Borders : Closed!
Language : English only
Culture : God, Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free : Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100% ..
What will you do?
I have never heard this said as simply or as well.The folks who are getting the free stuff don't like
The folks who are paying for the free stuff , because
The folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer
Afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.
And the folks who are paying for the free stuff
Want the free stuff to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more
Free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!
Now... The people who are forcing the people who pay
For the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING
The free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the
Free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
So... The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been
Convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the
Free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay
For their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.
We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there
Are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the
Free stuff .
Now understand this.All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere
Between 200 and 250 years after being founded.The reason?
The voters figured out they could vote themselves money
From the treasury by electing people who promised to give
Them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776 ,
236 years ago.�
The number of people now getting free stuff
Outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff .
Failure to change that spells the end of the United States
As we know it.
ELECTION 2014 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!
I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON !!!
For all our sake PLEASE Take a Stand!!!Borders : Closed!
Language : English only
Culture : God, Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free : Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100% ..
What will you do?
Organized Crime in the Americas...
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64 Year Old Homeowner Shoots and Kills 1 of 2 Home Invaders AFTER Being Shot Multiple Times...
Guns Save Lives |
- Kentucky Democratic Lawmaker Accidentally Fires Her Gun in Her Capitol Office
- Would Be Street Robber Ends Up Being Shot in Head, Chest, Arms and Legs by His Victim
- 64 Year Old Homeowner Shoots and Kills 1 of 2 Home Invaders AFTER Being Shot Multiple Times
- Anti-Gunner Carolyn McCarthy to Retire from Congress
Kentucky Democratic Lawmaker Accidentally Fires Her Gun in Her Capitol Office Posted: 09 Jan 2014 05:10 PM PST According to media reports, Kentucky State Representative Leslie Combs accidentally fired a Ruger LCP handgun in her office at the state capitol while trying to unload it. The round hit the ground and sent bullet fragments flying into a nearby bookshelf. According to the Courier Journal, “I’m a gun owner. It happens,” she said Wednesday, […] |
Would Be Street Robber Ends Up Being Shot in Head, Chest, Arms and Legs by His Victim Posted: 09 Jan 2014 01:09 PM PST Things didn’t go the way Patrick Davis planned when he attempted to rob two friends who were walking through the College Hill neighborhood in St. Louis, MO. According to media reports, Davis approached the two men and demanded money. A struggle ensued. During the struggle, one of the victims drew a handgun and shot Davis […] |
64 Year Old Homeowner Shoots and Kills 1 of 2 Home Invaders AFTER Being Shot Multiple Times Posted: 09 Jan 2014 11:22 AM PST Once again, guns are the great equalizer. Here we have the playing field being leveled between a wounded, 64 year old homeowner and 2 young thugs. According to WBIR, 2 armed suspects entered a Knoxville, TN home last night. The homeowner, identified as 64 year old Terry Mack, Sr, confronted the two suspects. During the […] |
Anti-Gunner Carolyn McCarthy to Retire from Congress Posted: 09 Jan 2014 10:31 AM PST Carolyn McCarthy, the vehement anti-gunner congresswoman from New York, will NOT seek reelection in 2014. According to reports, the 70 year old lawmaker will not seek reelection in order to undergo treatment for lung cancer. I would never wish cancer upon my worst enemy, but I won’t lie, I will be happy to see this […] |
Thursday, January 9, 2014
A few days ago, I announced the filing of a class-action lawsuit against Barack Obama's National Security Agency and its unconstitutional spying on Americans. Now I’m looking for ten million Americans to stand with me by joining this lawsuit to TAKE BACK our rights
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