BAIER TRACKS: LONG WEEK …

“It’s only Tuesday and the bad foreign policy news seems to be piling up. The ISIS coalition looks shaky at best, President Obama’s push to get the Defense Department tofight Ebola suggests a bigger threat than first appreciated, Iran seems emboldened in the current environment, China is increasingly willing to push back against U.S. interests, and North Korea is starting to act out again. Needless to say, the U.S. does not need any more headaches abroad. But Afghanistan is essentially falling apart, both politically and militarily. The June 14 Afghan election is still unresolved and now, the Afghan military may start splitting up and choosing sides between the two rival candidates. The infighting has allowed the Taliban to – as crazy as it sounds – take the political high ground. A deteriorating Afghanistan as US troops start to leave there would join a deteriorating Iraq and an Islamist army trying to set up a caliphate. And it's only Tuesday.” – Bret Baier

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH

The implant is specifically  designed to be injected in the  forehead. When properly  installed, it will instantly allow the  terrorist to speak to ALLAH. It comes in various sizes:  Generally from ..223 to .50  cal.   The exact size of the implant  will be selected by a well-trained and highly  skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be  painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea,  aches or pains are extremely  temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may  occur at the injection site. In most cases, its not noticeable.    Please enjoy the security  provided for you by the Armed Forces of America. Best regards,

 

 

 

 

 

Some Of The Best Shots You'll Ever See

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Some Of The Best Shots You'll Ever See 9-3-13

 

 

 

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Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.

 

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lance, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnet County (GA) courthouse, Lance was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.

 

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. He explained: " as there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around" he stated.

 

Lance went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, y'know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

 

In the process of doing the deed, Lance failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor.

 

'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin.' Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lance ... 'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having  sex with a pumpkin?'

 

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: 'A pumpkin?  Shit, is it midnight already?'

 

The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lance was found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10. and sent on his way. The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back line ever

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