Friday, August 5, 2016

Grandpas are different!...


 

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well here it is. 

 

There Was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend 
Time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morninghe would 
Take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some 
Quality time. Pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his 
Granddaughter.

 

One Particular Saturday, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of 
Bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and
Would be very disappointed. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and 
Said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and 
Breakfast. 

 

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

 

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

 

"Not Really, Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, 
Piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, 
Blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere 
We went! 

 

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Differences Between US Military Services...

 

Marine Corps Rules 

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 
3. Have a plan. 
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.' 
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal preferred.) 
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 
10. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours. 
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.. 

 

Navy SEAL Rules: 
1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 
2. Kill every living thing in sight. 
3. Adjust Speedo. 
4. Check hair in mirror. 

 

US Army Rangers' Rules:

 

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 
2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing. 
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. 
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. 

 

US Army Rules: 

 

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. 
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 
3. Curse bitterly. 
4. Curse bitterly. 
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. 
6. Curse bitterly. 

 

US Air Force Rules: 
1. Have a cocktail. 
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 
3. See what's on HBO. 
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?' 
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation. 
6. Wine and dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD and defense industry executives. 
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. 
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally. 
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict, but close enough to have tax exemption. 
11 Always have ICE CREAM. 
 
( And I Love This Next One)
 

 

US Navy Rules: 
1. Go to Sea. 
2. Drink Coffee. 
3. Insert SEALS. 
4. Deploy Marines. 
5. Launch Aircraft and Missiles 350 miles away from fighting. 
5. Drink more Coffee. 
Go Navy!
 

 

And the next... (You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.) 

 

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts) 

 

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East . 
(It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
 

 

To: All Commands 
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts 
Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K 

 

All commanders promulgate upon receipt: 
 
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn, on or off base, by any military, or civilian personnel, serving in the Middle East: 

 

1. 'Eat Pork or Die'
[Both English and Arabic versions] 
2. 'Shrine Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] 
3. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.'
[Both English and Arabic versions] 
4. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' My favorite 
[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.] 
5. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' 
6. 'Pork. The other white meat.' 
7. 'Infidel' 
 
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. 
 
In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
 
 
1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’ 
 
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?' 
 
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

UK: A Tale of Two Inquiries...

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UK: A Tale of Two Inquiries

by Douglas Murray  •  August 5, 2016 at 11:00 am

  • Now someone has "leaked" the full Royall report, which shows that students at the Oxford University Labour club who were Jewish were subjected to frequent anti-Semitism. And this makes clear that the Labour party clearly attempted to cover-up the negative findings of an inquiry that they themselves had commissioned.

  • In an interview aired July 20, Shami Chakrabarti was specifically asked about whether she had been offered a seat in the House of Lords (peerage) before writing her report. She looked unusually uncomfortable and shuffled around before saying, "I don't think I want to talk about my future ambitions at this point." This week, it was announced that the one person put forward for a peerage by the Labour party in the latest honours list is... Shami Chakrabarti.

  • A party that tries to silence those who identify anti-Semitism, and rewards those who cover it up, is a party where moral as well as political corruption is not an aberration, but systemic.

Shami Chakrabarti, who wrote a report last month whitewashing the problem of anti-Semitism in the UK Labour party, was this week put forward by the Labour party for a seat in the House of Lords (a peerage). (Image source: Southbank Centre/Flickr)

During the course of a hot summer Britain's Labour party is in meltdown on a range of issues. But among the worst parts of its meltdown are those to do with its continuing effort to cover up the party's serious anti-Semitism problem.

As we have pointed out here before, the party's leader -- Jeremy Corbyn -- has such a long history of association and sympathy with some of the world's most extreme anti-Semites that it is hard to see how the party's problems could not trickle down as well as up. Now two developments suggest that the Labour body politic has become so wracked by this problem that it is unlikely to recover.

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An Open Letter to Khizr Khan from U. S marine and navy veteran + Background...

 

An Open Letter to Khizr Khan

 

Dear Mr. Khan,

I want to preface this letter by stating that I respect your son’s sacrifice for this great nation.  By all accounts, he is a true hero that sacrificed himself in service to our country. For that I am thankful.

As a veteran, I watched your comments at the Democratic National Convention with a mixture of sadness, and anger.  The United States has a military comprised of volunteers.  Every single member has made the conscious choice to join the military and serve.  There is not a single service member who has been forced into service.  It is important for all service members (and apparently, their families) to understand that service to this great nation does not imbue one with special privileges or rights.  I found your comments troubling when you said: “Have you ever been to Arlington cemetery? Go look at the graves of brave patriots who died defending the United States of America . You will see all faiths, genders and ethnicities. You have sacrificed nothing and no one.”

Does it matter whether Mr. Trump has sacrificed “…nothing and no one?”…has Ms. Clinton “..sacrificed” for this nation?  How about Mr. Obama?   Your comment stating that Mr. Trump “…has sacrifice no one” is alarming.  Are you intimating that YOU sacrificed?  Sir, your son willingly sacrificed himself.   As a father I cannot imagine the pain you must feel but his sacrifice is his own.  He was not forced to serve.

I am troubled that you would allow a party that has little more than contempt for the US Service Member to parade you into the DNC to denounce Donald Trump.  Did you watch when protesters at the DNC booed and heckled Medal of Honor recipient  Capt. Florent Groberg? Did you notice your party interrupting the moment of silence for slain police officers?  Your own hypocrisy in not denouncing these acts and instead using the DNC as a platform to make a political point is disgraceful.  The simple fact is that whether one served or sacrificed does not give greater power to their statements.  One vote is as valuable as another.  That sir, is why our Country is great.  Your condemnation of one person for a statement while standing idly as your party disparages veterans and police officers is the height of hypocrisy.

To conflate the need to prevent potential terrorists from entering our country with the belief that ‘all Muslims’ should be banned is simply wrong and disingenuous. As a reminder, Mr. Trump said: ” “Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life,”The irony of your son’s own death at the hands of these very people in Iraq should not be ignored.  I have little doubt that your son would have recognized the need to protect our country from these very people.  In fact, he held is own troops back so that he could check on a suspicious car.  Your son understood sacrifice and how to protect “his people”…’his soldiers’….’his fellow Americans’…

As you continue to make the media circuit and bask in the glow of affection cast upon you by a party that has little regard for your son’s own sacrifice, and veterans in general, I would ask you to consider your comments and your position more closely.

Respectfully,

Chris Mark

US Marine and Navy Veteran.

Also………………..

> Here's' some more facts about the Muslim father who complained about Trump:

> The law firm Kahn worked for is also the law firm for the royal court of Saudi Arabia and the tax lawyers for the Clintons and for the Clinton Foundation and is also the firm Loretta Lynch work for. They also represent a small Tech firm in Denver Colorado which so happens to be the same Tech firm that managed Hillary's private server. Coincidence?

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Excerpt From The New York Post Morning Report Clint Eastwood is tired of America being overly sensitive...


“[Donald Trump’s] onto something,” he said in the September issue of Esquire, “Because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p—y generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist.”

The 86-year-old actor/director went on to explain that the “p—y generation” is all the people who say, “Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.”

He added, “I guess it’s just the times.”

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Though Eastwood hasn’t endorsed anyone for president, he revealed that he will probably vote for Trump because he feels Hillary Clinton is following in President Obama’s footsteps. Although, he does say Trump has “said a lot of dumb things.”

“So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody — the press and everybody’s going, ‘Oh, well, that’s racist,’ and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just f–king get over it. It’s a sad time in history.”

As far as change, the “Sully” director says he wants everyone to get to work and be more understanding.

“Kick ass and take names. And this may be my dad talking, but don’t spend what you don’t have. That’s why we’re in the position we are in right now.”



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