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Monday, September 19, 2016
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These are some very funny stories from Dr’s…..Enjoy!!! LOL
MEDICAL EXAMS
1. A man comes into the ER and yells....'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald
San Francisco
2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yea, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes
Seattle , WA
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one?'. I asked. 'The patch...
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,
Norfolk , VA
5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . ...
'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson
Corvallis , OR
6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste'. Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf
Detroit ,
7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry... had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name,
AND FINALLY!! ! .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . .. .
'No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. wouldn't submit his name....1 MOREBaby's First Doctor VisitA woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'I know, she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
Dr. wouldn't submit his name
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Latest intelligence on the world situation, updates on US military capabilities, news that affects Military retirees, and news that will probably never be reported by the "Liberal American Media!"
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
A Very Classy Broad - Hillary ...
And people want this woman to be President? Geesh! Can’t find anything on Snopes or Truth or Fiction on this.
VERIFY THESE QUOTES IN THE BOOKS AND PAGE NUMBERS CITED IF YOU WISH. EIGHT QUOTES FROM DIFFERENT BOOKS.
Her actual words:
1) "Where is the God damn flag? I want the God damn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise."
Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991. From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244.
2) "Fuck off! It's enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! I'm not going to talk to you, too! Just do your Goddamn job and keep your mouth shut."
Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good Morning." From the book "America Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90.
3) "If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!"
Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his pistol hand free in case of an incident. From the book "The First Partner" p. 25.
4) "Stay the Fuck back, stay the Fuck back away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!?"
Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail. From the book "Unlimited Access" by Clinton's FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p.139.
5) "Where's the miserable cock sucker?" (otherwise known as "Bill Clinton")
Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer. From the book "The Truth about Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5.
6) "You fucking idiot!"
Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event. From the book "Crossfire" p. 84.
7) "Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those fucking sunglasses! We need to go back!”
Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while in route to Air Force One. From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72.
8) "Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't Fuck her here!"
Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female. From the book "Inside the White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243.
There it is — book, chapter and page. The real Hillary...
Additionally, when she walked around the White House, NO ONE was permitted to look her in the eye, they all had to lower their heads with their eyes towards the ground whenever she walked by. Clearly she is a class act.
This ill-tempered, violent, loud-mouth, hateful and abusive, lying woman wants to be your next President, and have total control as Commander-in-Chief of our Military, the very Military for which she has shown incredible disdain throughout her public life.
Remember her most vile comment about Benghazi: "What difference at this point does it make?"
Now it will be clear why the crew of "Marine One" helicopter nick-named the craft, "Broomstick One."
LADIES and GENTLEMAN. PLEASE DON'T LET THIS PERSON BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !!!
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Amazing stats Make sure you read to the bottom... An eye opener! (Or should be!)
1. California, New Mexico, Mississippi, Alabama, Illinois, Kentucky, Ohio, New York, Maine, South Carolina
These 10 States now have More People on Welfare than they do Employed!
2. Last month, the Senate Budget Committee reports that in fiscal year 2012, between food stamps, housing support, child care, Medicaid and other benefits, the average U.S. Household below the poverty line received $168.00 a day in government support.
What's the problem with that much support?
Well, the median household income in America is just over $50,000, which averages out to $137.13 a day.
To put it another way, being on welfare now pays the equivalent of $30.00 an hour for 40 hour week, while the average job pays $24.00 an hour.
3. A recent "Investor's Business Daily" article provided statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization:
Percentage (%) of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:
U.S. 65% England 46%, Canada 42%
Percentage (%) of patients diagnosed with diabetes - received treatment within 6 months:
U.S. 93% England 15% Canada 43%
Percentage (%) of seniors needing hip replacement who received it within six months:
U.S. 90% England 15% Canada 43%
Percentage (%) referred to a medical specialist who see one within one month:
U.S. 77% England 40% Canada 43%
Number of MRI scanners (a prime diagnostic tool) per million people:
U.S. 71 England 14 Canada 18
Percentage (%) of seniors (65+), with low income, who are in "excellent health":
U.S. 12% England 2% Canada 6%
And now… for the last statistic:
National Health Insurance?
U.S. NO England YES Canada YES
4. Check the last set of statistics!!
The percentage of each past president's cabinet... who had worked in the private business sector... prior to their appointment to the cabinet.
You know what the private business sector is: A real-life business... not a government job.
Here are the percentages:
38% T. Roosevelt
40% Taft
52% Wilson
49% Harding
48% Coolidge
42% Hoover
50% F. D. Roosevelt
50% Truman
57% Eisenhower
30% Kennedy
47% Johnson
53% Nixon
42% Ford
32% Carter
56% Reagan
51% GH Bush
39% Clinton
55% GW Bush
8% Obama
This helps explain the bias, if not the incompetence, of this current administration:
ONLY 8% of them... have ever worked in private business! That's right!
Only eight percent - the least, by far, of the last 19 presidents!
And these people are trying to tell our corporations how to run their business?
How can the president of a major nation and society, the one with the most successful economic system in world history, stand and talk about business when he's never worked for one? Or about jobs when he has never really had one? And, when it's the same for 92% of his senior staff and closest advisers? They've spent most of their time in academia, government, and/or non-profit jobs or as "community organizers."
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