Now THIS is MY kind of customer service!

 

 

  

Now this is my kind of customer service!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave. 

How may I help you?

Press '1' for English. 

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul,

  

  

The other for your freedom.

If you agree. Keep it going

2017 IS ALMOST HERE 

A Nation of Sheep - Breeds a Government of Wolves !

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!! 

Let's Take a stand!!!

Borders : Closed... 

Language : English only .. . 

Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!!! 

Drug Free : Make a drug screen mandatory for any one on welfare and/or food stamps! 

NO freebies to Non-Citizens!

We the People are coming

Only 86%? will send this on. 

Should be a 100%!!! What will you do? 

Christmas Card I recieved & 1 4 U

Donald Trump blasts Obama 'roadblocks' as transfer of power turns increasingly hostile

Donald Trump blasts Obama 'roadblocks' as transfer of power turns increasingly hostile 

By Dave Boyer 

The presidential transition hit a new low Wednesday, with President-elect Donald Trump openly criticizing President Obama for bungling U.S. relations with Israel and erecting other "roadblocks" to a smooth transfer of power in Washington. With 24 days to go before Mr. Trump's inauguration, the president-elect's frustration with Mr. Obama's perceived... 

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Your Yearly Dementia Test ! This Is Great! Read it once, as normal, not all day. Then continue And Don't Cheat!

Your Yearly Dementia Test !     (only 4 questions this year)

 

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

 

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert.

If you don't use it, you will lose it !!!

 

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.

Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

 

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

 

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've answered.

 

OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#1. What do you put in a toaster ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.

 

And, try not to hurt yourself.  If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.

 

Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.

 

Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World.

 

However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

 

 

 

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this ???  PLEASE, go lie down !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating:

 

 

 

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.

 

In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.

 

In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.

 

In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.

 

In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

 

In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.

 

And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

 

 

 

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

 

 

 

 

 

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

 

 

 

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!

 

Sorry for all the spaces. You'd be tempted to cheat otherwise. If you had fun with this, send it on; I did.

 

 

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Truth...

 

 

 

 

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
 
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
 
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM.
 
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
 
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
 
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!
 
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
And this story tells you all you need to know about the difference between a businessman and a career politician.

Short Quiz

 

Great mental exercise for us aging folks.
Which of the following names are you familiar with

1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5 didn't you?

You know all the criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, sluts and
cheaters, but you don't know the Pope?

In this mailing: George Igler: The EU vs. the Nation State? Nima Gholam Ali Pour: The Islamists of Sweden The EU vs. the Nation State? by George Igler  •  December 28, 2016 at 5:00 am The question remains, however, why any nation would want to throw out its sovereignty to institutions that are fundamentally unaccountable, that provide no mechanism for reversing direction, and whose only "solution" to problems involves arrogating to itself ever more authoritarian, rather than democratically legitimate, power. Previous worries over unemployment and the economy have been side-lined: the issues now vexing European voters the most, according to the EU's own figures, are mass immigration (45%) and terrorism (32%). The Netherlands' Partij Voor de Vrijheid, France's Front National and Germany's Alternativ für Deutschland are each pushing for a referendum on EU membership in their respective nations. Given that the EU's institutions have been so instrumental as a causal factor in the mass migration and terrorism that are now dominating the minds of national electorates, some might argue that the sooner Europeans get rid of the EU, which is now doing more harm than good, the better. In the 2017 elections in the Netherlands and France, Geert Wilders (left) and François Fillon (right) have good chances of being elected. Attention is beginning to focus on elections due to take place in three separate European countries in 2017. The outcomes in the Netherlands, France and Germany will determine the likely future of the European Union (EU). In the Netherlands, on March 15, all 150 members of the country's House of Representatives will face the ballot box. The nation is currently led by Prime Minister Mark Rutte, whose VVD party holds 40 seats in the legislative chamber, ruling in a coalition with the Dutch Labour party, which holds 35 seats. In contrast, the Party for Freedom – Partij Voor de Vrijheid(PVV) – led by Geert Wilders, currently holds 12 seats. According to an opinion poll, issued on December 21, Wilders's party has leapt to 24% in the polls, while Rutte's party has slid to 15%. Were an election to happen now, this would translate to 23 MPs for Rutte's VVD, and 36 MPs for Wilders's PVV. Continue Reading Article The Islamists of Sweden by Nima Gholam Ali Pour  •  December 28, 2016 at 4:00 am It seems clear that Muslim civil society in Sweden has an ideological direction that is close to the Muslim Brotherhood's ideology, while they criticize the laws and measures that prevent Islamic terrorism. The Islamic Association of Sweden (IFIS) writes on their website that they are members of the Federation of Islamic Organizations in Europe (FIOE). There are strong links between FIOE and the Muslim Brotherhood. When the United Arab Emirates decided to list the Muslim Brotherhood and all branches of the movement as terrorists, they also listed IFIS as terrorists. The strength of the political influence of Sweden's Muslim civil society is evidenced by a 1999 agreement between the Muslim Council of Sweden and the Social Democrat party, that "Muslims' participation in social democracy will evolve so that: in 2002 there should be among social democratic elected representatives Muslims in 15 municipal lists, 5 county lists and on the parliamentary lists in at least five counties." When a debate started in 2014 on making it illegal for Swedish citizens to travel to other countries to participate in jihad, the Muslim Human Rights Committee claimed that such a law would be racist. Furthermore, they argued that people who fought in jihad abroad were not even a threat against Sweden. The greatest threat from Islamism comes not from the suicide bombers who carry out spectacular attacks, but from Islamists quietly infiltrating our democratic institutions and normalizing their ideas among us. It is a threat that must be recognized and addressed. Mehmet Kaplan was a minister in Sweden's government until April 2016, when he was forced to resign after revelations that he compared Israel's treatment of Palestinians to that of the German Nazis' treatment of Jews. (Image source: Wikimedia Commons/Jan Ainali) In Sweden, there are a number of Muslim organizations that together constitute what is known as "Muslim civil society" (Muslimska civilsamhället). What is important, when discussing Muslim civil society in Sweden, is their political influence, their ideology and their structure. IFIS One of the most important organizations in Sweden's Muslim civil society is the Islamic Association of Sweden (Islamiska Förbundet i Sverige -- IFIS), established in 1981. Some of the goals of IFIS, which you can read about on their website, are to "influence and form opinions on issues that concern the Muslim group and its interests in Sweden" and "increase participation, influence and representation of Muslims in public institutions and bodies". In other words, IFIS works as a lobby organization for Muslims in Sweden. It is a lobby organization that has been successful. Continue Reading Article