Retweeted RadioActiveHam (@kf9ug): Thank you @Keurig for bringing your boycott of the @seanhannity show to my attention. Anyone can bring an allegation w/out it being true. You have bought into the liberal lies about Moore & your response deserves my response. Welcome to the @Starbucks downfall. #BoycottKeurig

Retweeted RadioActiveHam (@kf9ug): Thank you @Keurig for bringing your boycott of the @seanhannity show to my attention. Anyone can bring an allegation w/out it being true. You have bought into the liberal lies about Moore & your response deserves my response. Welcome to the @Starbucks downfall. #BoycottKeurig
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Quote of the Day: "Hindsight is always twenty-twenty." - Billy Wilder

Quote of the Day: "Hindsight is always twenty-twenty." - Billy Wilder
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November 15, 2017 at 01:04AM
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Quote of the Day: "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." - Paul Valery

Quote of the Day: "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." - Paul Valery
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November 14, 2017 at 01:10AM
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Quote of the Day: "Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light." - Helen Keller

Quote of the Day: "Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light." - Helen Keller
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November 13, 2017 at 01:02AM
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Quote of the Day: "It is better to rust out than wear out." - Edwin Markham

Quote of the Day: "It is better to rust out than wear out." - Edwin Markham
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November 12, 2017 at 01:09AM
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Church Humor 4 U...

A bit of humor for your day! Someone should proof-read the next time. 😁😁😁 No punch lines needed. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank Goodness for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. --------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. -------------------------- And this one just about sums them all up... The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

Quote of the Day: "We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too." - Helen Hayes

Quote of the Day: "We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too." - Helen Hayes
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