Having a Bad Day?

Still think you are having a Bad Day?
The next time you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or that no one ever notices you, think of this guy:



Things Got You Down? Well Then, Consider These . READ ON!!


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fernando Rodriguez , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.




Still Having a Bad Day?


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.




Still think you are having a Bad Day?



A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod



Are You OK Now? - No?


Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.



What? STILL having a Bad Day?


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good!



There now, Feeling Better?

Grandma Still Drives ---Priceless

All of us have seen something like this before, but perhaps didn’t understand what we were looking at! And as we approach our senior years, maybe we’ll be doing something like this too!




Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach..

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

I Love My Attorney

After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end.



The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.



The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.



As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor'.



He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.



I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.



The corner door opened and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes.



He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him.



As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.'



The prosecutor rose and said, 'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell.'



He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and In the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life, and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.



I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.



As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all.



I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?



Satan finished with a fury and said, 'This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise.'



When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.



As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty.



I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.



He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, 'HI, DAD,' and then He turned to address the court.



'Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished.'



Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, 'However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he has accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine.'



My Lord continued with, 'His name is written in the Book of Life, and no one can snatch him from Me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy.'



As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said, 'There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all..'



The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips.....



'This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full. Case dismissed.'



I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, 'Have you ever lost a case?'



Christ lovingly smiled and said, 'Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you, ~Paid In Full.'



If you do not pass this along to 15 people immediately,absolutely nothing will happen.



Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend, (as I have done here), will bless you both.



'Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

Obama Gets His Off The Top!

Pretty good when your job pays $400K a year before taxes.

Why Are Republicans Willing to Help Obama Make America More Like Europe When the Welfare State Is Collapsing?

« Talking Fiscal Cliff and GOP Fecklessness with the Instapundit
November 30, 2012 by Dan Mitchell
Washington frustrates me. The entire town is based on legalized corruption as an unworthy elite figure out new ways of accumulating unearned wealth by skimming money from the nation’s producers.

But one thing that especially irks me is the way people focus on the trees and forget about the forest. Politicians and journalists are now engaged in an inside-baseball game of analyzing every twist and turn of the fiscal cliff negotiations.

That’s all fine and well, but perhaps it would be a good idea to talk about the need to fix the real crisis of excessive spending instead of arguing about how fast we should be traveling in the wrong direction.

And let’s not delude ourselves. In the absence of real entitlement reform, the United States is doomed to repeat Europe’s mistakes.

And how are things going in Europe? Well, I’m glad you ask. Let’s look at some excerpts from an Associated Press report.

Another month, another record unemployment rate for the economy of the 17 European Union countries that use the euro. Figures released Friday by Eurostat, the EU’s statistics office, showed that the recession in the eurozone pushed unemployment up in the currency bloc to 11.7 percent in October, the highest level since the introduction of the euro in 1999. …Eurostat found that 18.7 million people were out of work across the eurozone, an increase of 173,000 on the previous month and 2.2 million higher than the year before. The wider 27-nation EU that includes non-euro countries such as Britain and Poland had an unemployment rate of 10.7 percent in October and a total of 25.9 million out of work. …”Talk of a `lost generation’ of young people now looks like an alarming possibility,” said Andrea Broughton, principal research fellow at the Institute for Employment Studies.

In other words, we may complain about America’s miserable track record on jobs during the Obama years, but at some point in the future we may someday look back on 8 percent unemployment as good news.

Unfortunately, the crowd in Washington doesn’t want to acknowledge that the real problem is spending. And I’m particularly irked (but not surprised) that Republicans now seem willing to go along with Obama even though they won this fight back in 2010 when they didn’t control the House and had fewer seats in the Senate. Here’s what I said to one of the local DC stations.


I realize I’m sounding glum, so let’s close out this post with a couple of amusing cartoons about America’s European future.

I’ve already shared the “European Lemming” cartoon. This one has the same theme.



Other Eric Allie cartoons can be enjoyed here, here , here, here, here, and here.

And here another cartoon with the same theme.



If you like this Bok cartoon, some of my other favorites can be seen here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

If you still haven’t cheered up, this bit of Dave Barry humor about the European fiscal crisis is a classic, and I’d also recommend this bit of unintentional satire.

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BS...Obama Seeks Debt Limits Increase & New Stimulus

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1$ Bill Gone? Maybe.

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Obama Leading French Socialist to Disaster?

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Egypt's Morsi Enslaves the Masses

Tweet of the day: To Egypt’s President Morsi Posted: 17 Nov 2012 09:31 AM PST One of the aspects of Twitter that I prefer over Facebook is that it is easier to reach high profile slaves to Allah…. Christopher Logan @LogansWarning @MuhammadMorsi since Allah is so great why do you have to BEG for aid from the infidel? Do you consider it jizya? Fend for yourself! #Islam

General Relieved of Duty for Refusing to Stand Down on Sept 11th

General Relieved of Duty for Refusing to Stand Down on Sept 11th To: Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2012 1:00:16 AM Subject: General Relieved of Duty for Refusing to Stand Down on Sept 11th General Carter Ham relieved of duty as Commander of AFRICOM Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta announced on Sunday that General Carter Ham Commander of GOC Africa Command (Africom), headquartered in Stuttgart, Germany has been relieved of his assignment for refusing to obey orders not to assist the US personnel in Benghazi on the night of September 11. Army General David Rodriguez has been appointed by President Obama to replace him. U.S. Africa Command is one of six unified geographic commands within the Department of Defense unified command structure. Gen. Ham refused to take responsibility for the decision not to provide essential air coverage and other support for the beleaguered personnel at the Consulate. After the information was leaked last week that three urgent requests for support were denied to the Americans trapped in the Consulate and the Annex, President Barack Obama said on Sunday, “The minute I found out what was going on, I gave three very clear directives – Number 1, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to.” According to the highly decorated, four-star General, Carter Ham, the President is lying. The Ambassador to Libya, Chris Stevens, another official, and two CIA assets and former NAVY SEALS disregarded repeated orders to stand down, and rescued several people from the burning Consulate under heavy fire. They requested assistance at least three times and were summarily denied each time. They had AQ mortars painted with laser pointers and requested a C130 attack on the target or a missile strike with an F-22 or F-35. They had laid the groundwork for a military response that would create minimum collateral damage. In return for their heroism, their urgent requests were denied, and they died defending America. According to our sources, General Ham received copies of the e-mails that had been sent to the White House from Benghazi, requesting military support at the Consulate and the Annex after the attacks began. General Ham had a rapid response unit ready to deploy and communicated that to the Pentagon. He then received the order to stand down. His response to the Pentagon was essentially that he could not do that. Within a few minutes after sending that response, his second in command told General Ham that he was relieved of his command, effective immediately. On Saturday, October 27, Panetta confirmed that General Ham had been relieved of his assignment. http://gerarddirect.com/2012/10/28/head-of-africom-fired-for-wanting-to-assist-personnel-in-benghazi/ http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/robbins-report/2012/oct/28/general-losing-his-job-over-benghazi/

Terrorist Apologist Appointed Number 3 At DOJ............

ADMIN II

Posted by Michael CHILDS, Admin II on November 29, 2012 at 5:35pm in Patriot Action Alerts
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Wonder why the Obama administration announced yesterday that the Guantanamo Bay inmates will be coming to a town near you? Obama is “disgorging” mass murderers from Gitmo to be housed in jails right down the street from your house.
Two words: Tony West.
The same Tony West that provided free legal counsel to “American Taliban” John Walker Lindh in 2002. The same Tony West who is today the third in command at DOJ and in this role directly oversees litigation for the Gitmo detainees.
The term “treason” comes to mind…
The Western Center For Journalism

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Everyone that is associated w/the Obama Administration are America Haters. They are there to bring America to it’s knees.
Did Obama steal the election so he could do good things for America?
That’s not what hardened criminals do.
What more can we say: The 47% Liberal loons who drove the great dictator in for another term have spoken.
They want a Muslim President. They do not want America to be a Christian country.
They want Muslim terrorists to overrun this country. We can yell to impeach the great dictator, but to what good, what will the loony toons elect in his place. And besides, we have King Harry still running the Senate and he will not let an impeachment go through. Harry, Obama and the loony left have effectively destroyed our great country. May they all RIP and soon.
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There is one way to stop Obama and Reid legally, and their is nothing either they or the entire Liberal Party can do to about it. It is called a CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION. If the country is to survive then the states must convene another convention immediately. There are many changes needed in how the current out of control government operates; and Congress, whether Democrat or Republican controlled, has repeatedly demonstrated it has no intention of producing those changes.
STATES – The fate of the United States is now in your hands. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Can anyone really say he or she is surprised, when the #1 Terrorist & apologist sits on the throne in the Oval Office??





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Permalink Reply by Fisherman 3 hours ago
They're terrorists who kill and rape us. Why don't they just line them up and shoot them with bacon greased bullets and have done with it?
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Permalink Reply by DefendConstitution 3 hours ago
I have used two pounds of raw bacon to anoint my 380, 9 MM and 223 stuff. Do you need three guesses why?
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Permalink Reply by Lee Brewer 3 hours ago
As always - a lot of talk and no action. Start the ball rolling already!

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Permalink Reply by Jim L. "Shots" Hendershot Sr. 2 hours ago
You are right...talk, talk, talk, that is all I hear also...

Well, in my opinion, it is way past time for the US to get out of the UN, and get the useless UN out of America. They just voted to allow Palestine Statehood. Thus they just gave Hamas a legitimate place in the world. The US opposed it, and they passed it anyway. So much for the US standing within the UN
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Permalink Reply by Mary Allen 2 hours ago
When crimnals rule; crimnals go free and do more crime. We better be prepared with God's Word to meet the fall out.

Isaiah 55:6 Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call you upon him while he is near:
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Permalink Reply by Jim L. "Shots" Hendershot Sr. 2 hours ago
Off subject, but everyone needs to hear Paul Harvey from 47 years ago. This is shocking, and so true.

http://stg.do/9LDc


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Permalink Reply by American Patriot 2 hours ago
obama is bringing them over here so he can let them out when he gives the terrorist cells the word to attack and take us over. He will have the worse muslim terrorists here on our soil at the time he needs them most.

Doesn't anyone see this? He's getting his ducks in a row, folks. One step at a time. If he does all these things at once people will become suspicious. If he does it in stages the people won't notice. Too busy with elections, too busy with Thanksgiving, too busy with Christmas, too busy with just living our lives and not paying attention. 85% of our country do not pay attention to what he's doing. And, this is what he wants, makes it easier for him to do things like this.

I would bet that 95% of the people don't know this, and those would be the ones that watch ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, They think that these stations are the gospel in reporting. They have no clue that obama tells them what they can and cannot say.


We should be screaming to the tops of our voices on this. We will be so sorry if we don't.
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Permalink Reply by Skip Peters 2 hours ago
Well I agree that all there is, is talk. And a good thing it's been talk. You can bet if the first shoot is fired the media and all the Senate will be lead by Harry Reid to have the Muslim Brotherhood police our towns and on the scopes will have the targets of the old and disabled. You know the Tea Party people!!! YA
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Obama's Foreign Policy Crumbles Again!

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http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/30/us-china-seas-idUSBRE8AT01B20121130

Obamacare Future Death Panels....Coming for Your Children?

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