Will He Build Coal Plants There?

WORLD | USA | COMMENTARY | BUSINESS | ENVIRONMENT |INNOVATION | SCIENCE | CULTURE | BOOKS     Joseph, here is your news for July 02, 2013.      1. June auto sales: Major automakers see gains, and a surprise big mover 2. Gay marriage battlegrounds: 11 states to watch 3. Edward Snowden to Venezuela? Bolivia? Chatter about asylum sites morphing. 4. Chris Christie bromance with Barack Obama: Is it breaking up? 5. White House backing away from Morsi in record time   (Evan Vucci / AP) Obama's big Africa push: Let there be light President Obama pledged loan guarantees to help expand electrification in sub-Saharan Africa....MORE       Rocket crash strains Russia's troubled space program Once a divisive pariah, Myanmar may be key Southeast Asian key to unity Egypt faces showdown in the streets as Morsi weighs options Can Europe shoulder its military burden on its own? All World News Wildfire wildcard: How weather can help trigger an explosive fire Zimmerman appeared 'shocked' Trayvon Martin was dead, prosecution witness says Arizona wildfire kills at least 18 elite firefighters: What went wrong? Snowden seeks asylum in Russia even as Obama, Putin play down crisis All US News     When officials try to ban economic truth Nice-guy Obama fails Turkey's democracy Obama's 'partnership of equals' in Africa: Both sides must step up Loss of Arizona firefighters must spur new thinking on wildfires All Commentary & The Monitor's View Tax reform: Can Baucus and Hatch make senators eat their spinach? Bob Corker, Senate GOP's tireless dealmaker, looks beyond immigration reform Bob Corker, Senate GOP's tireless dealmaker, looking beyond immigration bill Why is Sarah Palin saying she might leave the GOP? All Politics Ignoring Star Trek fans, astronomers name Pluto's moons Google Reader is dead. Here are five alternatives. Bestselling books the week of 7/4/13, according to IndieBound* Alicia Silverstone: Breast milk sharing program rooted in love, don't laugh All Books, Food, Culture & More

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Woman in Hot Air Balloon

 

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican. "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault." P R I C E L E S S !!

 

Bible Book Report

 

 

 A sixth grade child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what he wrote;

 

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one," but I think He must be a lot older than that.

 

Anyway, God said, "Give me a light!" and someone did. Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden ... Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?" It would be nice to say, ''As a matter of fact, I was.'')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

(Nothing bad will happen if you don't forward this, but if you do forward this delightful story you'll make someone LAUGH today, and they'll keep spreading the laughter by sending it on!)  

 

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THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED AND IWILL FIGHT THEM TO THE DEATH TO STOP IT! 

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Tea Party Command Center Tea Party Command Center National Director, Dee Check out the video 'Michael Savage: Russian soldiers will be put on U.S. soil to provide security at mass events (07/01/2013)' The news just gets more and more outrageous! Your thoughts? *Please share this alert with other concerned friends* Michael Savage: Russian soldiers will be put on U.S. soil to provide security at mass events (07/01/2013) Michael Savage: Russian Soldiers will be put on US soil to provide security at mass events. Video link: Michael Savage: Russian soldiers will be put on U.S. soil to provide security at mass events (07/01/2013)

Morning Jolt . . . with Jim Geraghty July 2, 2013 Snowden: You're Not Going to Believe This, But I Think the President's Lying About Me! Ed Snowden has released another communiqué, throughWikiLeaks . . . or at least that's what the group is claiming: On Thursday, President Obama declared before the world that he would not permit any diplomatic "wheeling and dealing" over my case. Yet now it is being reported that after promising not to do so, the President ordered his Vice President to pressure the leaders of nations from which I have requested protection to deny my asylum petitions. This kind of deception from a world leader is not justice, and neither is the extralegal penalty of exile. Ahem. Ed, "all statements from Barack Obama come with an expiration date." These are the old, bad tools of political aggression. Their purpose is to frighten, not me, but those who would come after me. For decades the United States of America has* been one of the strongest defenders of the human right to seek asylum. Sadly, this right, laid out and voted for by the U.S. in Article 14 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, is now being rejected by the current government of my country. The Obama administration has now adopted the strategy of using citizenship as a weapon. Although I am convicted of nothing, it has unilaterally revoked my passport, leaving me a stateless person. Without any judicial order, the administration now seeks to stop me exercising a basic right. A right that belongs to everybody. The right to seek asylum. In the end the Obama administration is not afraid of whistleblowers like me, Bradley Manning or Thomas Drake. We are stateless, imprisoned, or powerless. No, the Obama administration is afraid of you. It is afraid of an informed, angry public demanding the constitutional government it was promised -- and it should be. I am unbowed in my convictions and impressed at the efforts taken by so many. Ahem. Hey, Ed, you did (apparently) break the law and then run to Hong Kong. If you want to leave the country, the United States would take you back and let you make your case for your actions in a courtroom. As for the asterisk, I'll let John Aravosis explain: The doubters are correct.  The new "statement" from NSA leaker Edward Snowden, issued by Wikileaks, was not written by an American. So what happened to the real Edward Snowden, whoreportedly sought to defect today to Russia? I've been saying for a while that Snowden would be lucky to leave Russia alive, if ever. There's no way Putin is going to let a counter-espionage gold mine like this young man out of Russia. I'm curious if Snowden even asked for asylum today, or whether he's now a prisoner. What set off alarm bells for journalists was that Snowden's statement from Moscow, published by Wikileaks, used a verb tense that an American would never use (emphasis added) -- though a European would: For decades the United States of America have been one of the strongest defenders of the human right to seek asylum. Note the use of the US as plural. Second, the date at the bottom: Monday 1st July 2013 That's a European way of writing the date -- putting the day before the month. Americans write: Monday, July 1, 2013 Even odder, Wikileaks has now apparently edited Snowden's statement in order to make it read more American -- they removed the plural and have now made it singular. So if Snowden didn't write this, or was coached --  who's pulling the strings? Why Are the News Networks Serving Us Round-the-Clock Coverage of the Zimmerman Trial? Yesterday morning, I tuned in to Daily Rundown . . . and found most of the show's opening was consumed by George Zimmerman trial discussion and soon pre-empted by live trial coverage. I had been scheduled to appear on The Lead with Jake Tapper as part of their roundtable today . . .  and was told Monday evening that they're likely to be pre-empted by live trial coverage this afternoon. Egypt's got a widespread, increasingly violent uprising, as do Turkey and Brazil, the death toll in Syria just hit six figures, the Obamacare-implementation train wreck continues, and we get nonstop coverage of every witless witness in this case. Monday, CNN "accidentally" showed viewers defendant George Zimmerman's Social Security number, which spurred righteous rant from Allahpundit:  . . .  the excuse will be that it was an accident, that they were caught by surprise when unredacted personal information was shown in court. Maybe. They know not to air images of the jurors, they know not to air grisly photos of the crime scene, but apparently they don't know that sometimes police reports with people's vital info are shown onscreen in court during trials. Here's the thing: Even if this shot is accidental, the only reason the proceedings are on TV to begin with is because the media's obsessed with the idea that Zimmerman committed a racial atrocity and must be punished for it. Trials typically don't get saturation coverage because the facts are interesting and tragic and there's a legit dispute as to whether the prosecution's or defense's story of what happened is true. They get saturation coverage because there's an obvious innocent victim/diabolical defendant dynamic that the media's interested in. From the beginning, with the Times pushing its "white Hispanic"description of Zimmerman, the press has strained hard to make the Trayvon Martin shooting a passion play about whites treating black life cheaply in modern, post-civil rights America. As terrible as the prosecution's witnesses have been thus far, there is no scenario -- zero -- in which most of the press concludes that acquittal on the murder charge is just rather than unjust. Zimmerman must be guilty, morally if not legally. Progress demands it. Against that backdrop, why be surprised that CNN would show his social security number onscreen? The cameras are there because the press has issued its verdict. Intentional or not, this is part of the sentencing phase. When some future PhD candidate is doing his dissertation on the total collapse of American news gathering and journalism in the twenty-first century, they'll cite the coverage of this murder a lot. You recall the egregious "editing" of the defendant's 911 call: NBC News has completed the internal investigation into the edited tape of George Zimmerman's 911 call, which was aired on Today. The network admitted an "error" and apologized to viewers. The edited call was aired on Today, but was aired repeatedly -- including during MSNBC segments about the Trayvon Martin case. NBC's audio made it seem as though Zimmerman voluntarily offered that Martin looked suspicious because he was black. The unedited audio, The Hollywood Reporter notes, "reveals that Zimmerman didn't mention Martin's race until the 911 operator asked him, 'Is he white, black or Hispanic?'" This March 2012 article from the Poynter Institute for journalismdetailed and verified what seemed odd about the initial coverage of the case -- i.e., all of the photos of the 17-year-old shooting victim made him look like he wasn't old enough to go to high school. Since the shooting of Trayvon Martin became national news, two photos have come to define the emotionally and racially charged narrative. News organizations initially had just a few photos of Martin to choose from, and just one of George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watchman who shot and killed him. More recent photos have emerged lately, but a month after the shooting, the narrative already has been established. This is the most recognized image of Trayvon Martin, although it's several years old. (Associated Press) "The challenge we have is a lot of folks are getting a very surface view from the photos," said Orlando Sentinel photo editor Tom Burton. "Photos can be used to get people emotionally involved and we need to be careful. It's a concern if we had more of a choice, but we are limited by availability." The dominant photo of Martin shows him 13 or 14 years old, wearing a red Hollister T-shirt. Other photos, none of them recent, depict a young Martin in a youth football uniform, holding a baby and posing with a snowboard. He is the picture of innocence. The most common photo of Zimmerman is a 2005 police mugshot. He is 22 in the photo, which was taken after he was arrested for assaulting an officer. (The charges were dropped.) He looks unhappy, if not angry. The contrast -- the two photos are often published side by side -- has led to criticism that news media have tilted the story in favor of the 17-year-old victim and against the 28-year-old man who shot him. "The images used are clearly prejudicial to both men," said Kenny Irby, Poynter's senior faculty for visual journalism and diversity. "If those are the repeating images, then we continually reinforce prejudice and negative emotions. We never get to appreciate the life experience or further context of either individual." You and I don't really know what happened that night down in Florida. We may think we know, based on what we have seen and read, but ultimately, the trial is to determine whether a crime was committed. Yet since the shooting garnered national headlines, we have seen Americans on every social network furiously insisting that they knew what had happened, and that Zimmerman is guilty of murder, or that he is guilty of nothing more than deadly self-defense as a dangerous young man viciously attacked him. It's an unfortunate, deadly circumstance that would seem to have limited ramifications for us, and yet the media treats it as if it is some sort of defining story of the ages, with deep meaning and revelations about the true soul of America. Like the Paula Deen controversy, this is a he-said, he-said dispute that we're supposed to line up and take sides over, screaming at each other with absolute certainty about facts that we cannot possibly know. What's the point of this coverage, media? What do you hope to illuminate by turning this case into the biggest trial since O.J. Simpson? If Allahpundit's cynical assessment is wrong, how do the editorial directors of these large journalism institutions explain their coverage? David Petraeus: The $1,666 Per Hour Professor I'm among the folks who think that David Petraeus is, with one glaring personal error in judgment, one of the finer men to work at the highest levels of our government in recent years. Maybe he's the kind of celebrity professor who would pay for himself in terms of prestige and publicity for an institution of higher learning. But . . . a public institution throwing gobs of money at any high-profile figure for just three hours a week of work emits a bit of an odor. Gawker: In April, [City University of New York, the publicly-funded  university system of New York City] announced that Petraeus would do a stint as a visiting professor of public policy at the school's Macaulay Honors College, leading a seminar on "developments that could position the United States . . . to lead the world out of the current global economic slowdown." Gawker filed the city equivalent of a FOIA request and found documents indicating Petraeus was initially offered $200,000 per year to teach one course and give two lectures; subsequent communications indicate Petraeus will make $150,000. CUNY's initial offer indicated Petraeus's compensation would be "supplemented by funds from a private gift" that the university is still seeking. The university's offer included "graduate student support to assist you with grading papers, administering exams, conducting research, etc." CUNY says Petraeus will be donating some of his salary to veterans' organizations. Petraeus will also be a non-resident senior fellow at the Kennedy School at Harvard and is also teaching at the University of Southern California, and he mentions, "you won't believe what USC will pay per week." Semesters are 15 weeks, so you're looking at 45 hours of work per semester, two semesters per year . . . $1,666 per hour, not counting whatever time he puts into the two special lectures. Again, Petraeus is a swell guy with accomplishments in the military, CIA, Iraq, and Afghanistan that no other American can match. But you have to wonder if this public university is getting the most bang for the buck, no pun intended. The next celebrity to get a wildly lucrative teaching gig may not be such a swell guy. ADDENDA: NBC News foreign correspondent Richard Engelreports, "Morsi supporters planning 50 marches today. A Muslim brotherhood leader said a military coup will occur only 'over his dead body.'" Psst. Pal, that's kind of how military coups work. NRO Digest — July 2, 2013 Today on National Review Online . . . THE EDITORS: The NYPD's use of Stop-and Frisk is professional. Stop-and-Frisk Works. ANDREW STILES: Are 20,000 new border agents, proposed by the Gang of Eight, the best way to go? Building a Human Wall on the Border. JAY WINIK: A review of Lowry's Lincoln Unbound. Lincoln's Path, Still. NINA SHEA: Christians in Syria face an existential threat. The Shadow War Against Syria's Christians. BETSY WOODRUFF: Tea Party activist Konni Burton challenges Wendy Davis for her Texas Senate seat. 'Bring It.' IAN TUTTLE: A phony IRS solution: Dems change their minds on 501(c)(4)s. Should 501s Be 527s? To read more, visit www.nationalreview.com

Zimmerman Attacked by Martin!

'He jumped out of the bushes' and attacked me: Zimmerman describes Trayvon Martin confrontation - NYPOST.com
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/describes_jumped_confrontation_trayvon_I5bI2yMehibUIdCyF6XT8H?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost

Shameful: Kids recruited to hold ‘pro-choice’ sign featuring wire hanger [pic]

Shameful: Kids recruited to hold ‘pro-choice’ sign featuring wire hanger [pic]
Both ends of the political spectrum are more similar that not!

WTF IS OBAMA DOING TO US???

» Russian Forces to Provide “Security” At US Events Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!
http://www.infowars.com/russian-forces-to-provide-security-at-us-events/

Obama has Bugs........

Barack Obama seeks to limit EU fallout over US spying claims | World news | The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/01/barack-obama-eu-fallout-us-spying-claims

Paula Deen and SCOTUS Ruling.......

Paula Deen Using Supreme Court's Prop 8 Ruling To Get Discrimination Suit Dismissed - Deadline.com
http://www.deadline.com/2013/07/paula-deen-using-supreme-courts-prop-8-ruling-to-get-discrimination-suit-dismissed/