Thursday, April 16, 2015

How To Peel A Hard Boiled Egg In Seconds Using Just A Glass Of Water

Monday, April 13, 2015

Read it closely folks... a good one...

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it Was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of What you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That Made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex
Probably don't have
to ask you to forward
this one, it is priceless.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Drastic Reduction in Food Stamp Use After Maine Begins Work Requirements

HILLARY CLINTON 2016 -- CONFIDENTIAL PLAYBOOK? HILLARY CLINTON: WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS YOUR ONLY ASSET ...

One Citizen Speaking...

HILLARY CLINTON 2016 -- CONFIDENTIAL PLAYBOOK?

Posted: 12 Apr 2015 01:18 AM PDT

Is this the Confidential Hillary Clinton 2016 Playbook?

I am overwhelmed with Clinton Fatigue and her pantsuits posse …

The secrecy
The scandals
The dodgy fundraising
The creepy advisers
The minions
Staged events
No real public contact
The entitlement
The excuses
The blame

And most of all, the thought of Bill Clinton, the man who disgraced the White House Oval Office, returning to the scene of his crime.

Bottom line …

Note the retouched and refreshed Hillary Clinton Image

And, the reality – the Nancy Pelosi Makeover

Heaven help the United States and all Americans. Some have accused me of being unduly harsh on Hillary Clinton. Well, what do you expect from a person in high public office that has made such a muddle of foreign affairs and has absolutely no major achievements in decades except successfully evading scandals. She hates the military and certainly hates America. She lies with impunity to our faces and then blames others for pointing out the truth. Even worse, it appears that she will be as protected by the corrupt progressive mainstream media as President Obama, arguably the worst president in modern history; even surpassing former President Jimmy Carter the anti-Semite and father of Islamo-fascism.

-- steve

HILLARY CLINTON: WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS YOUR ONLY ASSET ...

Posted: 11 Apr 2015 02:44 PM PDT

She has been the First Lady of Arkansas
She has been the First Lady of the United States
She has been a United States Senator
She has been a Secretary of State

And you can’t cite one meaningful accomplishment!

She is corrupt.
She is a liar.
She is surrounded by cronies who lie
She is surrounded by scandal

And you can’t trust her!

She is angry
She is nasty
She is an elitist
She disdains the military

And she wants to be the Commander-in-Chief!

She loved Saul Alinsky and his Rules for Radicals
She gave us Hillarycare before Obamacare
She is a dedicated Marxist
The source of major foreign funding is obscured

And she is more in tune with our enemies than she is America!

She wants you to believe she is for women’s rights, but says nothing to foreign leaders and takes their money
She wants you to believe she is for women’s rights, yet tried to destroy everyone who interfered with allegations of sexual harassment and rape against Bill Clinton
She wants you to believe she is like you, crying poverty, while getting a multi-million dollar advance on her book, living in two homes, and enjoying chauffeured vehicles as she doesn’t drive.
She wants to you to believe she is like any normal American wife, yet her husband has commented on her bisexuality.

And, she wants you to believe that she is normal!

Can we have Bill Clinton in the White House – possibly selling favors around the world?
Can we afford to have Cheryl Mills in the White House – possibly destroying documents?
Can we afford to further decimate our military by allowing her to purge the military’s leadership?

Bottom line …

Is America crazy to allow the progressive socialist democrats to even put forth such a corrupt, venal, liar as their party’s choice for the Presidency of the United States.

Are American women that foolish as to sacrifice their families in favor of a woman who is all about sex over substance, much as Obama was color over competence?

-- steve

IS HILLARY ANNOUNCING NOW TO AVOID A FEDERAL ELECTIONS COMMISSION CHARGE?

Posted: 10 Apr 2015 09:32 PM PDT

The Federal Election Commission has specific rules and regulations about when a candidate must announce their candidacy and it appears that Hillary Clinton may have exceeded the FEC’s rules … a pattern and practice of Hillary Clinton who has in the past ignored the law and its consequences.

Massive Criminal Complaint Filed Against Hillary
Pursuant to 52 U.S.C. §30109(a)(1), the Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT) files this complaint with the Federal Election Commission (FEC or Commission) against Hillary Clinton to determine if the following activities constitute serious violations of the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971 as amended (Act) and Commission regulations.
The information contained in this complaint is based on media reports, public records, and information and belief. Based upon numerous media reports, Hillary Clinton’s activities have extended beyond merely testing the waters to determine whether a candidacy for President is feasible, and she should be deemed to be a candidate under the Act.
Consequently, she is bound by the Act’s contribution, registration, and reporting requirements, which do not appear to have been met. The Commission must conduct an immediate and thorough investigation into these practices. See 52 U.S.C. § 30109(a)(2); 11 C.F.R. § 111.4(a).
Source: Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust, Complainant v. Hillary Clinton c/o Ready for Hillary PAC

Are Americans willing to consider a candidate who is a known liar, has a history of corruption, has held significant position with no accomplishments and adverse consequences?

A candidate who is both irrelevant and believes herself to be above the law?

A candidate associated with the dodgy Clinton Foundation and the actions of her husband who has soiled the White House’s Oval Office?

After Barack Obama, are we going to vote for color over competence, sex over substance?

What Hillary Clinton’s minions are telling the media represents code words that are ageist, sexist, and biased.

Which leaves a large number of descriptive terms that also could be applied to Hillary Clinton.

polarizing
calculating
disingenuous
insincere
ambitious
inevitable
entitled
over-confident
secretive
will do anything to win
representing the past
out of touch

devious
cunning
cut-throat
nasty
Borgia-like
abusive
corrupt
vindictive
arrogant
snide
power-mad
reptilian

H/T Burt Prelutsky

Not to mention, Hillary Clinton is an angry woman, viewing everything through the prism of her own agenda and well-being. One that hates the military and is less concerned with the United States than she is of her own sad, sorry, and irrelevant self.

Unfortunately …

Bottom line …

To the Hillary's question, "Don't you someday want to see a woman President of the United States of America? ...

Yes, but not one who lies with impunity, is corrupt, and is about the type of cronyism that rewards friends and punishes enemies. And, certainly not one that had a dodgy history and has proven herself irrelevant and without accomplishments.

-- steve

Morbidly Obese Dachshund Who Could Barely Walk Is Now A Svelte And Happy Dog

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Jordan's King is pissed!

  The Islamic State put a captured Jordanian pilot in a metal cage, poured gasoline all over him, set him on fire and filmed it. They then released the video to the world, showing how bad they were. What they DIDN’T think of was what little, poor, broke Jordan would think about it. Jordan’s king is totally pissed about it. He’s declared war on IS and says that they will fight until the last round has been sent downrange. IS MIGHT want to be concerned that burning the pilot alive was a very bad idea. You see, King Abdulla II is also a military pilot who today led an attack on IS:

Oh, he also rides a Harley Davidson:

His queen is totally hot (I forgot to mention, she’s Palestinian):

AND he was trained at Sandhurst, the esteemed British Royal Military Academy. He is specifically qualified in special warfare and has ensured that Jordan has the best equipped and most highly trained special warfare troops in the region AND he is a qualified jumpmaster:

What the King is, is a total warrior, a stud and he leads from the front:

And THIS is what We Have

…

   WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED OUR OWN COTTON............................................

Rattle Snake Logic ...

Facts are what they are – just the truth – when are we going to wake up?

As long as we insist on maintaining the "moral high ground" we will NEVER win the war on terrorism! We're in a conflict in which we absolutely INSIST in playing by the rules against a maniacal group who have NO rules!

Rattlesnake Logic....

After the Boston bombing the news media spent days and weeks trying to determine why these men did what they did. They want to know what America did(!) to make these brothers so angry with us. They want to know why these men were not arrested before they did something so terrible. The media is in a tizzy about this new era of homegrown radicals and about why and how they can live among us and still hate us.

A friend of mine from Texas explained it all to me:

Here in west Texas, I have rattlesnakes on my place, living among us. I have killed a rattlesnake on the front porch. I have killed a rattlesnake on the back porch. I have killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop and on the driveway. In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I encounter.

I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison. I don’t stop to wonder WHY a rattlesnake will bite me; I know it WILL bite me because it's a rattlesnake and that's what rattlesnakes do. I don’t try to reason with a rattlesnake or have a "meaningful dialogue" with it. I just kill it. I don’t try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me. I just kill them. I don’t quiz a rattlesnake to see if I can find out where the other snakes are, because (a) it won’t tell me and (b) I already know they live on my place. So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.

I don’t look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake...I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time. Also, I know for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. In my lifetime I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes.

Do I fear them? Not really. Do I respect what they can do to me and my family? Yes!! And because of that respect, I give them the fair justice they deserve...I kill them... As a country, we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are telling the world their goal is to kill Americans and destroy our way of life. They have just posted two graphic videos on the internet showing them beheading Americans. They are serious. They are exactly like rattlesnakes. It is high time for us to start acting accordingly!

I love this country. It's the damned government I'm afraid of!

Look who's new in the White House!

Arif Alikhan , Assistant Secretary for Policy Development for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Mohammed Elibiary, Homeland Security Adviser

Rashad Hussain , Special Envoy to the Organization of the Islamic Conference(OIC)

Salam al-Marayati , Obama adviser and founder of the Muslim Public Affairs Council and is its current executive director

Imam Mohamed Magid , Obama's Sharia Czar from the Islamic Society of North America

Eboo Patel , Advisory Council on Faith-Based Neighborhood Partnerships

This is flat-out scary!

The foxes are now officially living in the hen house...

Do you feel OK with this?

How can this happen, and when will we wake up? We are quiet while our country is being drastically changed!

IF YOU ARE NOT CONCERNED, JUST DELETE THIS.

Go to bed tonight...sleep well!

Otherwise, pass it on; get the word out!

WOW....I'D EAT THE CANDY BUT FREEZE THE BOXES...
AND THE CAKES.WHO WOULD WANT TO CUT THEM UP?
THESE ARE INCREDIBLE WORKS OF ART!!!

You can eat the box after you finish eating the chocolate
Another form of art........ These are cakes!!!

Hard to believe they are cakes.

Yes, everything you see is a cake with the frosting.

The sewing machine and other items look so real it looks like they are the real thing - but, t hey are all just cake and frosting.

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