SM1's BLOG 4 U: AN AGGREGATION OF CONSERVATIVE VIEWS, NEWS, SOME HUMOR, & SCIENCE TOO! ... "♂, ♀, *, †, ∞"
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
Read it closely folks... a good one...
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it Was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of What you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That Made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex
Probably don't have
to ask you to forward
this one, it is priceless.
Sunday, April 12, 2015
HILLARY CLINTON 2016 -- CONFIDENTIAL PLAYBOOK? HILLARY CLINTON: WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS YOUR ONLY ASSET ...
One Citizen Speaking... |
- HILLARY CLINTON 2016 -- CONFIDENTIAL PLAYBOOK?
- HILLARY CLINTON: WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS YOUR ONLY ASSET ...
- IS HILLARY ANNOUNCING NOW TO AVOID A FEDERAL ELECTIONS COMMISSION CHARGE?
HILLARY CLINTON 2016 -- CONFIDENTIAL PLAYBOOK? Posted: 12 Apr 2015 01:18 AM PDT Is this the Confidential Hillary Clinton 2016 Playbook? I am overwhelmed with Clinton Fatigue and her pantsuits posse …
And most of all, the thought of Bill Clinton, the man who disgraced the White House Oval Office, returning to the scene of his crime. Bottom line … Note the retouched and refreshed Hillary Clinton Image And, the reality – the Nancy Pelosi Makeover Heaven help the United States and all Americans. Some have accused me of being unduly harsh on Hillary Clinton. Well, what do you expect from a person in high public office that has made such a muddle of foreign affairs and has absolutely no major achievements in decades except successfully evading scandals. She hates the military and certainly hates America. She lies with impunity to our faces and then blames others for pointing out the truth. Even worse, it appears that she will be as protected by the corrupt progressive mainstream media as President Obama, arguably the worst president in modern history; even surpassing former President Jimmy Carter the anti-Semite and father of Islamo-fascism. -- steve | ||||
HILLARY CLINTON: WHEN YOUR VAGINA IS YOUR ONLY ASSET ... Posted: 11 Apr 2015 02:44 PM PDT
And you can’t cite one meaningful accomplishment!
And you can’t trust her!
And she wants to be the Commander-in-Chief!
And she is more in tune with our enemies than she is America!
And, she wants you to believe that she is normal!
Bottom line … Is America crazy to allow the progressive socialist democrats to even put forth such a corrupt, venal, liar as their party’s choice for the Presidency of the United States. Are American women that foolish as to sacrifice their families in favor of a woman who is all about sex over substance, much as Obama was color over competence? -- steve | ||||
IS HILLARY ANNOUNCING NOW TO AVOID A FEDERAL ELECTIONS COMMISSION CHARGE? Posted: 10 Apr 2015 09:32 PM PDT The Federal Election Commission has specific rules and regulations about when a candidate must announce their candidacy and it appears that Hillary Clinton may have exceeded the FEC’s rules … a pattern and practice of Hillary Clinton who has in the past ignored the law and its consequences.
Not to mention, Hillary Clinton is an angry woman, viewing everything through the prism of her own agenda and well-being. One that hates the military and is less concerned with the United States than she is of her own sad, sorry, and irrelevant self. Unfortunately … Bottom line … To the Hillary's question, "Don't you someday want to see a woman President of the United States of America? ... Yes, but not one who lies with impunity, is corrupt, and is about the type of cronyism that rewards friends and punishes enemies. And, certainly not one that had a dodgy history and has proven herself irrelevant and without accomplishments. -- steve |
Featured Post
RT @anti_commie32: Keep up the great work!!! https://t.co/FIAnl1hxwG
RT @anti_commie32: Keep up the great work!!! https://t.co/FIAnl1hxwG — Joseph Moran (@JMM7156) May 2, 2023 from Twitter https://twitter....
-
THESE CARTOONS ARE ALL FROM OVERSEAS... None of these are from U.S. newspapers > NONE OF THESE ARE FROM USA PAPERS. HOW IS IT T...
-
Sandra Ávila Deported from the U.S.-But Legal Troubles Follow her... Eduardo Arellano Félix, El Doctor, Sentenced to 15 years in Prison 7 di...
-
Share it Tweet it Donate Ad Feedback Four Charged with Hate Crime, Kidnapping, Assault After Facebook Live Video...