Thursday, July 7, 2016

James Comey resigns as FBI Director, Obama appoints Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau...



Posted: 06 Jul 2016 02:07 AM PDT

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What the hell just happened?

James Comey laid out an indictable and winnable case and then did a 180-degree turn and recommended to the Attorney General that Hillary Clinton not be prosecuted.

I have little doubt that the hardworking investigators and forensic inspectors at the FBI are good and honorable people who did a professional job on dissecting Hillary Clinton’s email server and actions. As FBI James Comey laid out the FBI’s findings, point-by-point, I, once again, felt that the Director did a great job in presenting the facts of the case. Right up until the end, where Director Comey, appears to re-write the Espionage Act and introduces a non-existent element, “intent,” to justify his case to recommend prosecutors  not take action against Hillary Clinton.

Notice Comey did not say anything about obstruction of justice or the fate of lesser employees who also used the same email system. Nor did Comey mention anything about those who may have removed classified markings from documents or bridged the gap between classified systems and unclassified systems. Nor did James Comey indicate whether or not Clinton’s attorneys purged emails relating to the Clinton Foundation or the various Clinton projects as being “personal in nature.” There is so much that Comey did not say. But, he still put forth a credible case for indictment.

I now believe that Comey, who I respected up until this point, is now part of a progressive conspiracy to cover up high crimes and misdemeanors involving high government officials. And, that had he not actually presented a case that appeared to indict Hillary Clinton, there would have been a revolt in the ranks of the FBI. The fact that Comey stepped beyond his authority and suggested no "reasonable prosecutor" would bring a case after laying out the case.

Seven Days in Summer …

  • Monday, June 27, 2016:   Clinton meets with Attorney General Loretta Lynch on her government plane. One lucky reporter, KNXV-TV anchor Christopher Sign,  captured the event and “The FBI there, on the tarmac, instructed everybody around, ‘No photos. No pictures. No cellphones.”
  • Wednesday, June 29, 2016:   Both Clinton and Lynch claim the meeting was a mistake.
  • Friday, July 1, 2016:      Loretta Lynch announces she will rely on the FBI’s recommendation.
  • Saturday, July 2, 2016:   White House announcement of Obama and Hillary campaigning together on July 5th.
  • Sunday, July 3, 2016:      FBI interviews Hillary Clinton for 3-1/2 hours.  The New York times prints an article with a quote: ““Democrats close to Mrs. Clinton say she may decide to retain Ms. Lynch, the nation’s first black woman to be attorney general, who took office in April 2015.” Was this a sign of a quid pro quo?
  • Monday, July 4, 2016:     Fourth of July with little news coverage
  • Tuesday, July 5, 2016:     11:00 a.m – Comey declines to forward recommendation to prosecute and by 1:00 p.m. Hillary is on Air Force One with President Obama in route to a campaign stop.

Unfortunately, nobody can’t depose the participants under oath, because Bill Clinton has proven he is willing to perjure himself if confronted with scandal. Hillary Clinton appears to be a congenital liar. And, who knows about Lynch and Comey.

Cowardice and fear that simple questions would expose the BIG LIE? 

Comey cut and ran before any questions could be asked … turning a press conference into a Hillary Clinton press event.

Will Congress have the guts to exert their oversight authority and investigate this matter close to an election or are they all talk as usual?

House Speaker Paul D. Ryan said FBI Director James Comey’s decision not to recommend prosecution “defies explanation,” and Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Charles E. Grassley said Mr. Comey needs to do more to convince Americans he made the right call. 

“If it wants to avoid giving the impression that the FBI was pulling punches, because many people in a similar situation would face some sort of consequence, the agency must now be more transparent than ever in releasing information gathered during its investigation,” Mr. Grassley, Iowa Republican, said.

Mr. Comey, in an extraordinary statement earlier Tuesday, detailed a number of Mrs. Clinton’s transgressions, including that her server may have been hacked by enemy agents, that she was reckless in doing top secret business on her private account, and that she and her lawyers failed to turn over all of her government records.

But Mr. Comey said the FBI couldn’t find another example where someone in that same situation had been successfully prosecuted, so he said they would recommend no charges. The final decision lies with President Obama’s top law enforcement officer, Attorney General Loretta Lynch. <Source>

Just because nobody has ever done something this dreadful and damaging before and no precedent exists, does not give a pass to someone who clearly violated the law.  Granted, nobody operated a home-brew server, but the FBI did recently handle a similar case.

Folsom Naval Reservist is Sentenced After Pleading Guilty to Unauthorized Removal and Retention of Classified Materials -- July 29, 2015

Bryan H. Nishimura, 50, of Folsom, pleaded guilty today to unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials, United States Attorney Benjamin B. Wagner announced.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Kendall J. Newman immediately sentenced Nishimura to two years of probation, a $7,500 fine, and forfeiture of personal media containing classified materials. Nishimura was further ordered to surrender any currently held security clearance and to never again seek such a clearance.

According to court documents, Nishimura was a Naval reservist deployed in Afghanistan in 2007 and 2008. In his role as a Regional Engineer for the U.S. military in Afghanistan, Nishimura had access to classified briefings and digital records that could only be retained and viewed on authorized government computers. Nishimura, however, caused the materials to be downloaded and stored on his personal, unclassified electronic devices and storage media. He carried such classified materials on his unauthorized media when he traveled off-base in Afghanistan and, ultimately, carried those materials back to the United States at the end of his deployment. In the United States, Nishimura continued to maintain the information on unclassified systems in unauthorized locations, and copied the materials onto at least one additional unauthorized and unclassified system.

<Source: FBI>

Without a security clearance, Hillary Clinton and her cadre of close supporters – many of whom used the same private email server – could not obtain the necessary security clearances in order to fulfill the obligations of the President of the United States. Her top aids would also be precluded from assisting her in any official endeavor. Surely, FBI Director and Attorney General Lynch are aware of this case.

And, perhaps Comey needs to explain why Hillary's lawyers get a pass for wantonly destroying government property -- admittedly without examining all of the emails individually and using keywords to facilitate the destruction? Did these attorneys have the necessary clearances to view, possess, and store classified information? And, why did these attorneys feel the need to use special software to ensure the destruction of this data if the data were benign and personal?

Bottom line …

My best friend Al was also discouraged by this turn of events, but was not surprised as this is the outcome he predicted all along. He continues to give me grief for “wishful thinking” and believing that the system will somehow pull a rabbit from the hat. The only positive thing I can think of that might justify Comey’s action in not recommending the prosecution of Hillary Clinton is that the government wanted to protect a much larger case involving the selling of information and favors to special interests, with the payments being routed to the various dodgy and impenetrable Clinton Enterprises. Or, in a moment of constitutional clarity, the GOP will bypass Trump and put a constitutional conservative such as Ted Cruz in as the nominee. Unlikely, but I can dream.

Will this singular event energize the base of both political parties? The Trump supporters seeking a President that will hold Hillary Clinton accountable for her actions. And, the Clinton supporters mustering to protect Hillary against the evil GOP that wants to send Hillary to jail?

But Al and I agree on one thing: we are so screwed by this crew in office.

THE BIGGEST MOST OBVIOUS LIE EVER TOLD BY BARACK OBAMA...!


Posted: 07 Jul 2016 12:54 AM PDT

We all know President Barack Obama is a liar. From telling us we can keep our doctors to explaining that Benghazi was the result of a video, Barack Obama has stood before the American public – and the world – and lied. Demonstrably proven falsehoods that could not be even close to the truth under the most charitable of circumstances or mainstream media kindness.

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But now, at a Hillary for America campaign event at the Charlotte Convention Center in North Carolina, Barack Obama looked into his twin-TelePrompTers and said …

And there has never been any man or woman more qualified for this office than Hillary Clinton -- ever.  (Applause.)  And that's the truth. 

<Source: The White House>

Coming from arguably the worst president in the history of the United States, including the ineffective and loathsome Jimmy Carter, this is a bald-faced lie that makes a mockery of all of the distinguished men who ran for this exalted office. This is not something that the mainstream media can slough-off as Barack Obama in “campaign mode” – an excuse for lying.

Consider that this corrupt women has not only been associated with numerous scandals that should have seen her indicted, but that she made a mess of our relations with Russia, China, and certainly with the Middle East where she has the blood of thousands on her hands. Forget the appearances that she hid her actions with a private email server or that there appears to be some linkage between her private and professional activities which have earned the Clintons hundreds of millions of dollars. But don’t forget that she too is a congenital liar with little or no regard for telling the truth before the American public.

Bottom line …

Is Hillary Clinton the person we want in the White House as the President and Commander-in-Chief? Is there no end to what this candidate could do to America if she were allowed to continue the ideology and policies of Barack Hussein Obama? 

There is no doubt that Hillary Clinton would be a disaster for America. There is no doubt that Donald Trump might be a little better, but would be little more than someone who actually agrees with Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Hillary Clinton.

If I could not have a constitutional conservative in the White House, I would settle for the corrupt, but genial, Joe Biden. At least I have never heard him disparage America. 

We are so screwed. 

-- steve 

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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Three surgeons.... And so it began!


Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had 
Performed. 

 

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the area. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven 
Fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of 
England."

 

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached 
Them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

 

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was riding a horse in NY state and was hit by a 
Train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to 

Put them together and now she's running for president.

   

 


Things I've learned about the fixes that occurs when Libtards run Washington...


THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS TRUE! THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!

 

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"
 
 THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS TRUE! THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!
 
 
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
 
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
 
  
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this:
  1. Cows
  2. The Constitution
  3. The Ten Commandments
 
  
COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
 
  
THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
 
 

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS'

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians,
it creates a hostile work environment.
 
  
Also, think about this .....

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone —

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Largest Mass Shooting in the United States...


                The largest mass shooting in the United States was not in Orlando.
                The largest mass shooting in the United States occurred December 29,1890, when 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota were murdered by federal agents & members of the 7th Cavalry who had come to confiscate their firearms “for their own safety and protection.”                

                The slaughter began after the majority of the Sioux had peacefully turned in their firearms. The Calvary began shooting, and managed to wipe out the entire camp. 200 of the 297 victims were women and children.                

                Wounded Knee was among the first federally backed gun confiscation attempts in United States history.It ended in the senseless murder of 297 people.        

                The Second Amendment, gives the people the right to take up arms in defense of themselves, their families, and property in the face of invading armies or an oppressive government.                

                The Second Amendment was written by people who fled oppressive and tyrannical regimes in Europe, and it refers to the right of American citizens to be armed for defensive purposes, should such tyranny arise in the United States.                

                Wounded Knee is the prime example of why the Second Amendment exists, and why we should vehemently resist any attempts to infringe on our Right to Bear Arms. Without the Second Amendment we will be totally stripped of any ability to defend ourselves and our families.        

  
    How easily we forget, and what the left doesn't want us to know.....   

11 problems with FBI report...

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FBI Director James Comey held a surprise press conference on the Hillary Clinton email server case Tuesday morning.

At the press conference, Comey made admission of several troubling things found in the FBI investigation.

In FBI Director Comey’s statement, there were several troubling findings.

1. Classified and Top Secret Emails

From the group of 30,000 e-mails returned to the State Department, 110 e-mails in 52 e-mail chains have been determined by the owning agency to contain classified information at the time they were sent or received. Eight of those chains contained information that was Top Secret at the time they were sent; 36 chains contained Secret information at the time; and eight contained Confidential information, which is the lowest level of classification.

2. No Archive of Secretary Hillary Clinton’s Emails

Because she was not using a government account—or even a commercial account like Gmail—there was no archiving at all of her e-mails, so it is not surprising that we discovered e-mails that were not on Secretary Clinton’s system in 2014, when she produced the 30,000 e-mails to the State Department.

3. Hillary Clinton and Lawyers “Could” Have Deleted Emails

It could also be that some of the additional work-related e-mails we recovered were among those deleted as “personal” by Secretary Clinton’s lawyers when they reviewed and sorted her e-mails for production in 2014.

4. FBI Investigation Like Putting Together a “Jigsaw Puzzle”

For example, when one of Secretary Clinton’s original personal servers was decommissioned in 2013, the e-mail software was removed. Doing that didn’t remove the e-mail content, but it was like removing the frame from a huge finished jigsaw puzzle and dumping the pieces on the floor.

5. “Extremely Careless”

Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information.

It should be noted that above in the FBI statement, Director Comey pointed out that it is “a felony to mishandle classified information either intentionally or in a grossly negligent way.”

6. “Reasonable Person” Should Have Known

There is evidence to support a conclusion that any reasonable person in Secretary Clinton’s position, or in the position of those government employees with whom she was corresponding about these matters, should have known that an unclassified system was no place for that conversation.

7. No Full-Time Security Staff Monitoring

None of these e-mails should have been on any kind of unclassified system, but their presence is especially concerning because all of these e-mails were housed on unclassified personal servers not even supported by full-time security staff, like those found at Departments and Agencies of the U.S. Government—or even with a commercial service like Gmail.

8. Absence of ‘Classified’ Marking is Not an Excuse

But even if information is not marked “classified” in an e-mail, participants who know or should know that the subject matter is classified are still obligated to protect it.

9. State Department Under Hillary Clinton Lax on Security

While not the focus of our investigation, we also developed evidence that the security culture of the State Department in general, and with respect to use of unclassified e-mail systems in particular, was generally lacking in the kind of care for classified information found elsewhere in the government.

10. If Hillary Clinton’s Email was Hacked, It Would Be Difficult to Discover

With respect to potential computer intrusion by hostile actors, we did not find direct evidence that Secretary Clinton’s personal e-mail domain, in its various configurations since 2009, was successfully hacked. But, given the nature of the system and of the actors potentially involved, we assess that we would be unlikely to see such direct evidence

11. ‘Hostile Actors’ Did Access Emails of Hillary Clinton’s Contacts

We do assess that hostile actors gained access to the private commercial e-mail accounts of people with whom Secretary Clinton was in regular contact from her personal account. We also assess that Secretary Clinton’s use of a personal e-mail domain was both known by a large number of people and readily apparent.

She also used her personal e-mail extensively while outside the United States, including sending and receiving work-related e-mails in the territory of sophisticated adversaries. Given that combination of factors, we assess it is possible that hostile actors gained access to Secretary Clinton’s personal e-mail account.

FBI Director Comey announced that the agency will not be recommending charges to The Department of Justice, and instead will accept the prosecutorial decision handed down by Attorney General Loretta Lynch.

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Monday, July 4, 2016

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER Brexit: Sovereign Kingdom or little England?


CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

Brexit: Sovereign Kingdom or little England?

Posted July 03, 2016, at 11:17 a.m.

Given their arrogance, pomposity and habitual absurdities, it is hard not to feel a certain satisfaction with the comeuppance that Brexit has delivered to the unaccountable European Union bureaucrats in Brussels.

Nonetheless, we would do well to refrain from smug condescension. Unity is not easy. What began in 1951 as a six-member European Coal and Steel Community was grounded in a larger conception of a united Europe born from the ashes of World War II. Seven decades into the postwar era, Britain wants out and the EU is facing an existential crisis.

Yet where were we Americans seven decades into our great experiment in continental confederation, our “more perfect union” contracted under the Constitution of 1787? At Fort Sumter.

The failure of our federal idea gave us civil war and 600,000 dead. And we had the advantage of a common language, common heritage and common memory of heroic revolutionary struggle against a common (British) foe. Europe had none of this. The European project tries to forge the union of dozens of disparate peoples, ethnicities, languages and cultures, amid the searing memories of the two most destructive wars in history fought among and against each other.

The result is the EU, a great idea badly executed. The founding motive was obvious and noble: to reconcile the combatants of World War II, most especially France and Germany, and create conditions that would ensure there could be no repetition. Onto that was appended the more utopian vision of a continental superstate that would once and for all transcend parochial nationalism.

That vision blew up with Brexit on June 23. But we mustn’t underestimate the significance and improbability of the project’s more narrow but still singular achievement: peace. It has given Europe the most extended period of internal tranquility since the Roman Empire. (In conjunction, of course, with NATO, which provided Europe with its American umbrella against external threat.)

Not only is there no armed conflict among European states. The very idea is inconceivable. (Fighting between the various nations has been subcontracted to soccer hooligans.) This on a continent where war had been the norm for a millennium.

Give the EU its due. Despite its comical faux-national paraphernalia of flag, anthem and useless parliament, it has championed and advanced a transnational idea that has helped curb the nationalist excesses that culminated in two world wars.

Advanced not quite enough, however. Certainly not enough to support its disdainful, often dismissive, treatment of residual nationalisms and their democratic expressions. Despite numerous objections by referendum and parliament, which it routinely either ignored or circumvented, the EU continued its relentless drive for more centralization, more regulation and thus more power for its unelected self.

Such high-handed overriding of popular sentiment could go on only so long. Until June 23, 2016, to be precise.

To be sure, popular sentiment was rather narrowly divided. The most prominent disparity in the British vote was generational. The young, having grown up in the new Europe, are more comfortable with its cosmopolitanism and have come to expect open borders, open commerce and open movement of people. They voted overwhelmingly — by 3 to 1 — to Remain. Leave was mainly the position of an older generation no longer willing to tolerate European assaults on British autonomy and sovereignty.

Understandably so. Here is Britain, inventor of the liberal idea and home to the mother of parliaments, being instructed by a bunch of pastry-eating Brussels bureaucrats on everything from the proper size of pomegranates to the human rights of terrorists.

Widely mentioned and resented was the immigration directive to admit other EU citizens near automatically. But what pushed the “leave” side over the top was less policy than primacy. Who runs Britain? Amazingly, about half the laws and regulations that govern British life today come not from Westminster but from Brussels.

Brexit was an assertion of national sovereignty and an attempt, in one fell swoop, to recover it.

There is much to admire in that impulse. But at what cost? Among its casualties may be not just the European project — other exit referendums are already being proposed — but possibly the United Kingdom itself. The Scots already are talking about another vote for independence. And Northern Ireland, which voted to remain in the EU, might well seek to unite with the Republic.

Talk about a great idea executed badly. In seeking a newly sovereign United Kingdom, the Brits might well find themselves having produced a little England.

Charles Krauthammer is a columnist for The Washington Post. Readers may contact him at letters@charleskrauthammer.com.

 

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Have a Happy 4th of July



Keep this going through July 4th
 
I HOPE THERE ISN'T ANYONE ON MY E-MAIL LIST THAT WON'T KEEP THIS GOING.           Happy 4th of July!....
 
Let' s get this started ,NOW! 
So it will be out there on the fourth!

 
 

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, 
ONE NATION UNDER  GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH   LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!  
 
KEEP IT LIT!! KEEP IT LIT! 
 
   
For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be. 
Please Support all of the troops defending our Country. 
 
And God Bless our Militarywho are protecting our Country for our Freedom.
Thanks to them, and their sacrifices, we can celebrate the 4th of  July.                     
 
We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful.                                            
 
I watched the flag pass by one day. 
It fluttered in the breeze.
          
 
A young Marine saluted it, 
And then he stood at ease.
 
I looked at him in uniform; 
so young, so tall, so proud. 
With hair cut square and eyes alert, 
he'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him 
had fallen through the years. 
How many died on foreign soil; 

    how many mothers' tears?
    
How many pilots' planes shot down? 
How many died at sea? 
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? 
NO, FREEDOM ISN'T FREE 

!   
I heard the sound of Taps one night, 
when everything was still. 
I listened to the bugler play 
And felt a sudden chill. 
 
I wondered just how many times 
That Taps had meant 'Amen.'
       
When a flag had draped a coffin 
of a brother or a friend.
          
 
I thought of all the children, 
of the mothers and the wives, 
of fathers, sons and husbands 
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea.
       
Of unmarked graves in   Arlington . 
NO FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

 
Enjoy Your Freedom       and 
God Bless Our Troops.
 
When you receive this,       
please stop for a moment 
and say a prayer for our servicemen
       
 
Of all the gifts you could give a U.S. Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
      God Bless all!     
Standing for Flag
And remember to respect our flag ALWAYS!!! 

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930s and '40s...


For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930s and '40s. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet...and the obligatory 5th sign advertising “Burma Shave,” a popular shaving cream.

 

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW 
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave

 

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
.
Burma Shave 

 

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE. 
Burma Shave


DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT. 
Burma Shave

 

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING. 
Burma Shave

 

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE. 
Burma Shave

 

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER. 
Burma Shave

 

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave


THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave

 

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT? 
Burma Shave


NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU. 
Burma Shave 

 

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN.' 
Burma Shave


AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY. 
Burma Shave

 

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE. 
Burma Shave

 

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING. 
Burma Shave

 

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

 

HE SAW THE TRAIN
AND TRIED TO DUCK IT 
HE KICKED THE GAS 
AND THEN THE BUCKET! 

Burma Shave

 

A MAN, A MISS, 
A CAR, A CURVE, 
HE KISSED THE MISS, 
AND MISSED THE CURVE. 
BURMA SHAVE

 

Do these bring back any memories? 
If not, you're young!!!

 

 

 

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