Monday, March 13, 2017

Honey, the %<~|{}>* vacuum is broken!

A Retiree -- Vacuuming
A retired guy sits around the house all day,
So, one day his wife says, ;"Joe, you could do something ;
useful like vacuum the house 
The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:
"Sure, why not.  Where's the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, ;"I didn't hear the vacuum running.  I thought you were going to use it."
Exasperated, Joe answers, ;"The stupid thing is broken.  It won't start. We need to buy a new one."
"Really", she says, ;"Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".
So, he showed her.... ;Click ;here