Honey, the %<~|{}>* vacuum is broken!

A Retiree -- Vacuuming

 

A retired guy sits around the house all day,

So, one day his wife says, ;"Joe, you could do something ;

useful like vacuum the house 

The guy gives it a moment's thought and says:

"Sure, why not.  Where's the vacuum?"

Half an hour later, Joe walks into the kitchen to get some coffee.

His wife says, ;"I didn't hear the vacuum running.  I thought you were going to use it."

Exasperated, Joe answers, ;"The stupid thing is broken.  It won't start. We need to buy a new one."

"Really", she says, ;"Show me - It worked fine the last time I used it".

 

So, he showed her.... ;Click ;here