The Dallas Solution

I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the
Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter
near some of his association 's homes. The reason, according to my
friend, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built
right next to their community.

The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the
construction sites and included bags from McDonald 's, Burger King and
7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty
bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general
contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter
the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police
and got no help there either.

So here 's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks,
named themselves the "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged
to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what
they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.

They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS"
embroidered in gold on the caps.

It doesn 't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped
people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for.

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group 's first lunch time pickup
detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras,
46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for
work the next morning -- and haven 't come back yet.

It has been ten days now.

The General Contractor, I 'm told, is madder than hell, but can 't say
anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal
aliens. My friend and his bunch can 't be accused of impersonating
federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group
recorded in their homeowner association minutes along with a notation
about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee -- and
besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans, and
according to my friend, the INS said basically, "Have at it!"

SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

Reminder: Don 't forget to pay your taxes ... 12 million illegal aliens
are depending on you.

No apology for sending this! After hearing they want to sing the
National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing
it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language
because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should
be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even
gave the translation -- not even close. I 'm NOT sorry if this offends
anyone because this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP --
Please pass this along. Come through like everyone else. APPLY FIRST -
Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your
taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other
immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Think about this: If you don 't want to forward this for fear of
offending someone -- YOU 'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up. No wonder, California is in such
financial trouble!

Yep, I passed it on! Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented
immigrant ' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '