TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG??

An Israeli Sense

of Humor at the

United Nations set

the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred in the

United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.


A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you

something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he

thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When

he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen

them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you

talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear,

I will begin my speech."





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