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Friday, May 3, 2013
Blond Jag Owner. LOL
This isn't just another Blonde Joke...it's probably THE Blonde Joke..
The rich blonde,
Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well
during the day,
but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car
at night for a
week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they
send out a
technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns
to the blonde
and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies:
"You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question?
I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D
during the day and N at night."
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