Hello Libtards....Adopt a terrorist...Feel Good, Less Guilt!

 

 

A  Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian  government,  complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents  (terrorists) being held in  Afghanistan National Correctional System  facilities.  She demanded a response  to her letter  correspondence.    She  received back the following reply:    National  Defense Headquarters  M  Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg.,15 NT  101  Colonel By Drive  Ottawa,ON  K1A 0K2  Canada    Dear  Concerned Citizen,    Thank  you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment   of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who  were  subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are  currently being  held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National  Correctional System facilities.    Our  administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard   loud and clear here in Ottawa You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the  concerns  of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here  at the Department  of National Defense, to be called 'Libertarians  Accept Responsibility for Killers'  program, or L.A.R.K. for  short.    In  accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to  divert  one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal  detainee has been  selected and is scheduled for transportation under  heavily armed guard to your  residence in Toronto next  Monday.    Ali  Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared  for  pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of  complaint!    It  will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We  will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for  Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your  letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath  and extremely violent, we hope that  your sensitivity to what you described as his  'attitudinal problem' will  help him overcome these character flaws.    Perhaps  you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural  differences.   We understand that you plan to offer counseling and  home schooling.  Your adopted  terrorist is extremely proficient in  hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human  life with such simple items  as a pencil or nail clippers.  We advise that you do not ask  him to  demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.  Please advise any  Jewish  friends,neighbors or relatives about your house guest,as he might  get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with  him.  He is also expert at making a wide  variety of explosive devices  from common household products, so you may wish to  keep those items locked  up,unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.    Ahmed  will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually)  since  he views females as a subhuman form of property thereby having no  rights,including  refusal of his sexual demands.  This is a  particularly sensitive subject for him and he  has been known to show  violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with  the new dress code  that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.    I'm  sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over  time.   Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture  and religious beliefs' as  described in your letter.    Thanks  again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us   informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You  take good  care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.    Good  luck and God bless you,    Cordially,    Gordon  O'Connor  Minister  of National Defense  ----------------------------------------------    BLOODY  BRILLIANT !