Moving to Mexico ???

 Moving to Mexico

Dear Mr. Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family 
into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask 
you to assist me. 
  
We're planning to simply walk across the border 
from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your 
help to make a few arrangements. 
  
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, 
immigration quotas and laws. 
  
I'm sure they handle those things the same way 
you do here. So, would you mind telling your 
buddy, the President of Mexico , that I'm on 
my way over? 
  
Please let him know that I will  be expecting 
the following: 
  
1. Free medical care for my entire family. 
  
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats 
for all services I might need, whether I use 
them or not. 
  
3. Please print all Mexican Government 
forms in English. 
  
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish 
by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. 
  
5. Tell their schools they need to include 
classes on American culture and history. 
  
6. I want my grandkids to see the American 
flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 
  
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at 
school for both breakfast and lunch. 
  
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's 
license so I can get easy access to
   government services. 
  
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in 
Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car 
insurance, and I probably won't make any 
special effort to learn local traffic laws. 
  
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers 
does not get the memo from their president 
to leave me alone, please be sure that every 
patrol car has at least one English-speaking 
officer. 
  
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, 
put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a 
gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want 
any complaints or negative comments from 
the locals. 
  
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax 
laws enforced  on any business I may start. 
  
13. Please have the president tell all the 
Mexican people to be extremely nice and 
never say critical things about me or my 
family, or about the strain we might place 
on their economy. 
  
14. I want to receive free food stamps. 
  
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies. 
  
16. I'll need income tax credits so that 
although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll 
receive money from the government. 
  
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me 
buy a new  car. 
  
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll 
me free into the Mexican Social Security 
program so that I'll get a monthly income 
in retirement. 
  
I know this is an easy request because 
you already do all these things for all of 
his people who walk over to the U.S. from 
Mexico.  I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if 
you ask him nicely. 
  

Do you see how stupid this looks 
when you put it in writing???? 
Logic is dead. 
Excellence is punished. 
Mediocrity is rewarded. 
And dependency is to be revered. 
This is present day America. 
When people rob banks they go to prison. 
When they rob the taxpayer they get re-elected.