First President Trump Joke

 

A large earthquake with the
strength of 8.1 on the
Richter scale hit the Middle
East.

 

 

Two million Muslims died and over
a million were injured.

  

Iraq, Iran and Syria were
totally ruined and the
governments asked for help
to rebuild.

  

The rest of the world was in
shock.

  

Great Britain sent troops to
help keep the peace.

  

Saudi Arabia sent oil and
monetary assistance.

  

Latin American countries sent
clothing.

  

New Zealand and Australia sent
sheep, cattle and food crops.

  

The Asian countries sent labor
to assist in rebuilding the
infrastructure.

  

Canada sent medical teams and
supplies.

  

The new American President, Donald
Trump, not to be outdone,  sent (Obambo*) and two
million replacement Muslims.

  

*added by Sm1