THINGS BOUT THE SOUTH

THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH... A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.  LOOK 4 THE MICHLEN TREAD...TOP SHELF EATIN There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom? People actually grow,eat and like okra. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?' You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. You know what a hissy fit is. Fried catfish is the other white meat. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!! You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH. :-))

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Congressman Wurzelbacher..er…Joe ‘The Plumber’…announces Bid for 9th District House seat

By Asst Natl Dir Mellie | October 26, 2011 | Uncategorized | No comments

‘Joe the Plumber’ launches bid for Congress in Ohio, says US deserves leaders from all walks

By Associated Press, Published: October 25

TOLEDO, Ohio — Joe the Plumber is plunging into politics.

He officially launched his campaign for Congress in Ohio on Tuesday night.

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, says he’s running in Ohio’s 9th U.S. House district because he’s angry about the economy and the way politicians try to patch problems with duct tape.

Wurzelbacher said he’s running as a Republican in Ohio’s 9th U.S. House district, a seat now held by Marcy Kaptur, the longest-serving Democratic woman in the House.

Read the full story at The Washington Post

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This is pathetic, but funny in a sad way

This is pathetic, but funny in a sad way when you think about it for a second.         Two magazines,                    Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony /Jet (99.99%                    black readership) did surveys on....         "WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?"  The results were interesting, to say the least...         Country Living magazine's top five answers were:         1.     Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S             2.     Child/spouse dying         3.     Terminal illness         4.     Unemployment         5.      Economic Downturn         Ebony / Jet  magazine's top five answers were:         1.     Ghosts         2.     Dogs          3.     Registered  Mail          4.     Law Enforcement         5.     Fathers Day                          No kidding... And these are the people who put Obama over the  top.          TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I'LL SHARE 2 QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT         "My friends, we  live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.       I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama         ''Life's tough,  pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' John Wayne                          United States of America            Born       1776,             Died 2008            It doesn't hurt to read this several times.    Professor Joseph Olson of  Hamline University  School  of  Law in  St. Paul ,  Minnesota ,  points out some interesting facts concerning November's Presidential election:    *  Number of States won                    by:      Obama:         19                            McCain:          29       Square miles of land won                     by:     Obama:         580,000                           McCain:      2,427,000  *                     Population of counties won by:                           Obama:       127million                           McCain:       143 million    *  Murder rate per 100,000 residents in                    counties won by:                           Obama:         13.2                             McCain:          2.1    Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.    Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government  welfare..."    Olson believes the  United States  is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy".   with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.    If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say good-bye to the USA in fewer than five years.    If you are in favor of that happening, then by all means, delete this message.    If you are not, then pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is  at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.    Is anybody REALLY surprised at this?                            God Bless America

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How many do you want? So obvious what OMG means! Clever people abound! Someone’s always thinking! Bi-Partisan approved, available in all sizes. Get one while supplies last! Read the short paragraph below this "OMG" shirt. The child must be home schooled. She didn't learn that in government schools. I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She said, "It's President's Day!" (She is a smart kid.) I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...