Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Gmail - Fw: OMG - silentmajority1@gmail.com

Gmail - Fw: OMG - silentmajority1@gmail.com
How many do you want?

So obvious what OMG means! Clever people abound! Someone’s always thinking! Bi-Partisan approved, available in all sizes. Get one while supplies last! Read the short paragraph below this "OMG" shirt. The child must be home schooled. She didn't learn that in government schools.





I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!" (She is a smart kid.)
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...



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