Old Guy Just Trying to Have Fun....

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you 're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don 't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

She fainted!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be a lot of fun.

Help My Buddy???

VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT...in England--Reason It's Not Sold in the U.S. Opinion time I think - - -

Only in America!
Wow! The revelation in the below video will make you bristle!-----



You won't be sorry, just amazed !-----


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Something to think about!!

An old adage renewed oh, ain't that the truth...

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Roll Call...

Attendance call on the first day back at school in Philadelphia.

The teacher takes the roll call:

"Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
"Here."

"Achmed El Kabul?"
"Here."

"Fatima Al Chadoury?"
"Here."

"Abdul Alu Ohlmi?"
"Here."

"Mohammed Ibn Achrha?"
"Here."

"Mi Cha El Oh Ben" Silence in the classroom.

"Mi Cha El Oh Ben" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room. She repeated,

"Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Oh Ben?"

A boy puts his hand up and says, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Michael OBrien."
IN GOD WE TRUST

Brilliant in its simplicity................

A. Back off and let those men
who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to
marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to
abort their babies, abort their
babies.

In three generations, there will be no
Democrats.

Damn - I love
it when a plan comes together.