Roll Call...

Attendance call on the first day back at school in Philadelphia.

The teacher takes the roll call:

"Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
"Here."

"Achmed El Kabul?"
"Here."

"Fatima Al Chadoury?"
"Here."

"Abdul Alu Ohlmi?"
"Here."

"Mohammed Ibn Achrha?"
"Here."

"Mi Cha El Oh Ben" Silence in the classroom.

"Mi Cha El Oh Ben" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room. She repeated,

"Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Oh Ben?"

A boy puts his hand up and says, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Michael OBrien."
IN GOD WE TRUST