This kid got an A+ for this paper!

BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID who got an A+ for this entry



(TOTALLY AWESOME)!



Since the Pledge of Allegiance



And



The Lord's Prayer



Are not allowed in most



Public schools anymore



Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....



A kid in Arizona wrote the attached



NEW School prayer:



"New Pledge of Allegiance"



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Now I sit me down in school



Where praying is against the rule



For this great nation under God



Finds mention of Him very odd.



If scripture now the class recites,



It violates the Bill of Rights.



And anytime my head I bow



Becomes a Federal matter now.



Our hair can be purple, orange or green,



That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..



The law is specific, the law is precise.



Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.



For praying in a public hall



Might offend someone with no faith at all..



In silence alone we must meditate,



God's name is prohibited by the state.



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,



And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...



They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.



To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,



And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.



It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,



We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..



But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.



It's scary here I must confess,



When chaos reigns the school's a mess.



So, Lord, this silent plea I make:



Should I be shot; My soul please take!



Amen



If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..



Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'



~~~~~~~~~~~AWESOME~~~~~~~~~~



Not ashamed. Pass this on.

Defense Department classifies Catholics, evangelicals as extremists - Washington Times

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H A P P Y G R A M
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> If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....
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> You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.
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> The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
> We agree...and think 25 to life would be
> appropriate.
> --Jay Leno
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> America needs Obama-care like Nancy
> Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
> --Jay Leno
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> Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
> new Obama Value Meal?
> A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
> has to pay for it.
> --Conan O'Brien
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> Q: What does Barack Obama call
> lunch with a convicted felon?
> A: A fund raiser.
> --Jay Leno
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> Q: What's the difference between
> Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
> A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
> and threats to society. The other is for housing
> prisoners.
> --David Letterman
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> Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
> on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
> started to sink, who would be saved?
> A: America!
> --Jimmy Fallon
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> Q: What's the difference between
> Obama and his dog, Bo?
> A: Bo has papers.
> --Jimmy Kimmel
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> Q: What was the most positive result
> of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
> A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
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> --David Letterman
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> Solution to the problem in Egypt:
> They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.

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lazy? fat ?

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

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