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> If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....
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> You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.
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> The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
> We agree...and think 25 to life would be
> appropriate.
> --Jay Leno
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> America needs Obama-care like Nancy
> Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
> --Jay Leno
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> Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
> new Obama Value Meal?
> A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
> has to pay for it.
> --Conan O'Brien
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> Q: What does Barack Obama call
> lunch with a convicted felon?
> A: A fund raiser.
> --Jay Leno
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> Q: What's the difference between
> Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
> A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
> and threats to society. The other is for housing
> prisoners.
> --David Letterman
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> Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
> on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
> started to sink, who would be saved?
> A: America!
> --Jimmy Fallon
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> Q: What's the difference between
> Obama and his dog, Bo?
> A: Bo has papers.
> --Jimmy Kimmel
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> Q: What was the most positive result
> of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
> A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
> stickers off the road.
> --David Letterman
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> Solution to the problem in Egypt:
> They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.

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