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The Florida Code

Yes, it's true.

 

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The Florida Code

When giving directions in Florida, you must always start with the words, "take I-75, take I-4 or take I-95..."     If you're a snowbird or a non-working retiree, you absolutely cannot drive between the hours of 6 A.M. to 10 A.M.AND 4 P.M. to 7 P.M. This is considered to be RUSH HOUR and you are not in any rush. NO EXCEPTIONS.   Freeways can only go north and south . . . Not east and west.   Tolls are a fact of life, the state has to make money, so deal with it!   I-275 ( Tampa area) will always be under construction ... that's the law and there is nothing anyone can do about it, period!   'A1A' and 'ALT A1A' are the same road.   Traffic lights are not timed and never will be.   We measure the distance we travel in time - not miles.     If you travel more than 5-10 miles on any road in any part of Florida without seeing an orange barricade, you're lost!     If you miss your exit on I-75, I-4 or I-275, its perfectly acceptable to back up!     Every street in Florida has both a name and a number (i.e. Adamo = Rt. 60) just for the heck of it and also for the pleasure we get from reaction of visitors when we give them directions.   Once the light turns green, only 3 cars can go through the intersection eight more go through on yellow, and 4 more on red.   Know the difference between Sun-Pass, Sun-Fest, Sun-Sentinel and Sun-Trust.   Flip flops, tank tops and baggy shorts are also known as business casual.   Your blinker means nothing.   English is our first and second language.   It is perfectly acceptable to brag about the size of your generator.   We have alligators here in Florida and they WILL bite you. Don't be stupid and try to feed or pet one.   When a hurricane is headed our way, even though you have advanced warning and you are told to be prepared, you're not a true Floridian unless you wait until the absolute last minute to go to Home Depot to pick up plywood or to Publix to stock up water, ice, and potato chips.   You know how to spell Okeechobee. There is an Okeechobee Lake, Town, County, Blvd, Street, and Avenue.   A true Floridian does NOT own a boat. They make friends with someone who already owns one. That way you don't have to deal with any of the headaches.   You weren't born here. If you were, you're angry that everyone else has moved here.   There's always a Walgreens across the street from a CVS on almost every corner - with more being built every day.   When picking up a woman on South Beach, always check for an Adams apple.   It's normal to sweat when you are putting up your holiday decorations.   There is a city called 'The Villages' where 100,000 old people live that all drive golf carts and dance in the streets.   Jupiter is a city, not a planet.   Seniors have to do their errands during the weekdays . . not weeknights or weekends . . that's for the working folks.   There are three types of dolphins: Mahi-mahi, Flipper, and also a football team.   You can't say; 'this is how we did it up north'. If you think that way, then go back up north. Just remember, I-95 and I-75 run both ways.   No matter what they decide in Tallahassee you will never, ever be able to figure out your property taxes.   Learn how to dress in layers. It will be 95 degrees outside. But inside any restaurant or business it's 65 degrees.   This would be even funnier if it weren't so true.

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Logan’s Warning/NAI to DOJ ~ Islam Offends Me! It Violates My Civil Rights! Posted: 03 Jun 2013 02:26 PM PDT Unfortunately the United States Department of Jihad is threatening to play bully again, and attempt to ram Islamic Law down our throats. Back in 2010 the Department of Justice …. Jihad, threatened Tennessee officials over mighty infidel opposition of Mosque construction. secured cash advance Feds: opposing Tennessee mosque could be a crime Richard A. Serrano, Reporting from Washington October 18, 2010 Washington….The Obama administration, for the second time in two months, interjected itself Monday into an angry local dispute over a proposed Islamic center, warning local officials that opposing the mosque could violate the civil rights of its members and become a federal crime. This time around Islam loving Obama wants to silence the critics of Islam and Muslims. Personally I would rather have a televised debate with him, or his henchman US Attorney General Eric Holder on the issue. But unfortunately that will not happen. From Atlas Shrugs: OBAMA’S DOJ SHARIA OFFENSIVE: SEEKS TO CRIMINALIZE FREE SPEECH ON SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS THAT OFFEND MUSLIMS In its latest effort to protect followers of Islam in the U.S. the Obama Justice Department warns against using social media to spread information considered inflammatory against Muslims, threatening that it could constitute a violation of civil rights. I have a question for the DOJ: Explain how pointing out what the Koran and Sahih Ahadith state is inflammatory against Muslims? The fact is that Koran and Sahih Ahadith are inflammatory against non-Muslims. Koran 5:51 { يَـٰأَيُّهَا ٱلَّذِينَ آمَنُواْ لاَ تَتَّخِذُواْ ٱلْيَهُودَ وَٱلنَّصَارَىٰ أَوْلِيَآءَ بَعْضُهُمْ أَوْلِيَآءُ بَعْضٍ وَمَن يَتَوَلَّهُمْ مِّنكُمْ فَإِنَّهُ مِنْهُمْ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ لاَ يَهْدِي ٱلْقَوْمَ ٱلظَّالِمِينَ } O you who believe, do not take Jews and Christians as patrons, affiliating with them or showing them affection; they are patrons of each other, being united in disbelief. Whoever amongst you affiliates with them, he is one of them, counted with them. God does not guide the folk who do wrong, by affiliating with disbelievers. It gets “better”…. Koran 4:89 { وَدُّواْ لَوْ تَكْفُرُونَ كَمَا كَفَرُواْ فَتَكُونُونَ سَوَآءً فَلاَ تَتَّخِذُواْ مِنْهُمْ أَوْلِيَآءَ حَتَّىٰ يُهَاجِرُواْ فِي سَبِيلِ ٱللَّهِ فَإِنْ تَوَلَّوْاْ فَخُذُوهُمْ وَٱقْتُلُوهُمْ حَيْثُ وَجَدتُّمُوهُمْ وَلاَ تَتَّخِذُواْ مِنْهُمْ وَلِيّاً وَلاَ نَصِيراً } They long, they wish, that you should disbelieve as they disbelieve, so then you, and they, would be equal, in unbelief; therefore do not take friends from among them, associating with them, even if they should [outwardly] manifest belief, until they emigrate in the way of God, a proper emigration that would confirm their belief; then, if they turn away, and remain upon their ways, take them, as captives, and slay them wherever you find them; and do not take any of them as a patron, to associate with, or as a helper, to assist you against your enemy. From the Ahadith: Sahih Bukhari XDIII. The People of the Book 1103. Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Do not give the People of the Book the greeting first. Force them to the narrowest part of the road.” Sahih Muslim Hadith Book 019, Number 4366: It has been narrated by ‘Umar b. al-Khattib that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslim. What are you going to do about that Holder? I will make you a deal, you ban Islam, close down every Mosque, end Muslim immigration, and deport every Muslim who can be deported, and I will stop educating the public to the dangers of Islam. How’s that? Fair is fair!

New Posts: June 3, 2013 Please forward this information to your family, friends, and fellow gun owners! Pro-gun camp submits petitions to recall Colorado legislator A recall campaign submitted stacks of petitions Monday to oust Colorado Senate President John Morse in what could become a national referendum on gun rights. Organizers said they turned in more than 16,000 signatures, well in excess of the 7,178 valid signatures needed to force the recall and even more than the 13,866 votes received by Mr. Morse in the 2010 election. READ MORE Criminal's second encounter with armed citizen proves fatal, WISTV, Columbia, S.C.) A homeowner in Orangeburg, S.C. shot and killed a home invader after the criminal used a shovel to break a back window to gain entry to the house. Neighbors expressed support for the armed citizen and were grateful for the fact that his daughter was not at home at the time of the incident. One neighbor in particular could empathize with the homeowner’s situation. Marion Ammonds had an encounter with the deceased criminal in 2010. At the time, Ammonds was helping to build a nearby house for his daughter when the criminal attempted to burglarize the home. Ammonds discovered the burglar, retrieved a firearm and held the criminal at gunpoint until police could arrive.  READ MORE California: Traditional Hunting Ammunition Ban Legislation to be Heard in State Senate Committee If enacted, Assembly Bill 711 would make California the first state in the nation to prohibit the use of lead ammunition for ALL hunting.  Such a ban on traditional ammunition would have devastating effects on hunting and conservation.  You cannot let this happen!   AB 711 is scheduled to be heard in the state Senate Committee on Natural Resources and Water on Tuesday, June 11th.  It is CRITICAL that YOU contact members of the Senate Committee on Natural Resources and Water to strongly and respectfully urge them to OPPOSE AB 711. READ MORE Rhode Island: Concealed Carry Law Under Attack Tomorrow afternoon, on June 4, House Bill 6160 is scheduled to be heard in the House Judiciary Committee upon “rise of the House.”  Sponsored by Representative Larry Valencia (D-39), House Bill 6160 would remove the town clerk and sergeant from the list of licensing officers for concealed carry permits.  READ MORE Kansas: Gov. signs bill restricting lobbying on guns Gov. Sam Brownback signed legislation Friday to restrict the use of state tax dollars to promote or oppose gun control policies. READ MORE