A refreshing change of pace. Nature can be amazing
Brazilian Grape Tree (also known as Jabuticaba) does not use branches to grow fruits. It grows fruits (and flowers) directly on the trunk.Holding On: This rock formation is called chapel rock, The tree you see on the rock is only kept alive by the root root bridge on the left. Amazing!The Tule Tree, listed as one of the ten greatest trees in the world.500 year old candelabra redwoods growing the "enchanted forest" on shady dell in CaliforniaThe Angel Oak, Beloved Charleston Landmark. Thought to be the oldest Oak in North America, if not the World at over 1500 years old. Remarkable.
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Moving to Mexico ???
Moving to MexicoDear Mr. Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family
into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask
you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border
from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your
help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way
you do here. So, would you mind telling your
buddy, the President of Mexico , that I'm on
my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats
for all services I might need, whether I use
them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government
forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish
by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include
classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American
flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at
school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's
license so I can get easy access to
government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in
Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car
insurance, and I probably won't make any
special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers
does not get the memo from their president
to leave me alone, please be sure that every
patrol car has at least one English-speaking
officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop,
put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a
gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want
any complaints or negative comments from
the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax
laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the
Mexican people to be extremely nice and
never say critical things about me or my
family, or about the strain we might place
on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that
although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll
receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me
buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll
me free into the Mexican Social Security
program so that I'll get a monthly income
in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because
you already do all these things for all of
his people who walk over to the U.S. from
Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if
you ask him nicely.
Do you see how stupid this looks
when you put it in writing????
Logic is dead.
Excellence is punished.
Mediocrity is rewarded.
And dependency is to be revered.
This is present day America.
When people rob banks they go to prison.
When they rob the taxpayer they get re-elected.
WTF HAPPENED TO US?
The Trifecta
Obama Kerry Holder
"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,
our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams, 1776
Saturday, August 2, 2014
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