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HOW'S THIS FOR NOSTALGIA?All the girls had ugly royal blue gym uniforms?It took three minutes for the TV to warm up?Nobody owned a purebred dog?When a quarter was a decent allowance?You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas
pumped, without asking, all for free, every time?
And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading
stamps to boot?Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels
hidden inside the box?It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to
dinner at a real restaurant with your parents?They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they
failed...and they did it!When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...
to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steadyNo one ever asked where the car keys werebecause they were always in the car, in the ignition,and the doors were never locked?Lying on your back in the grass with your friends
and saying things like, 'That cloud looks like a...'?Playing baseball with no adults to help kidswith the rules of the game?Stuff from the store came without safety capsand hermetic seals because no one had yettried to poison a perfect stranger?And with all our progress, don't you justwish, just once, you could slip back in timeand savor the slower pace, and share it with the children of today.When being sent to the principal's officewas nothing compared to the fate that awaitedthe student at home?Basically we were in fear for our lives, but itwasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs,gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents werea much bigger threat! But we survived becausetheir love was greater than the threat....as well as summers filled with bike rides,Hula Hoops, and visits to the pool, and eatingKool-Aid powder with sugar.Didn't that feel good, just to goback and say, 'Yeah, I remember that'?I am sharing this with you today because itended with a Double Dog Dare to pass it on.To remember what a Double Dog Dare is,read on. And remember that the perfect ageis somewhere between old enough to knowbetter and too young to care.
Send this on to someone who canstill remember Howdy Doody and ThePeanut Gallery, the Lone Ranger,The Shadow knows, Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale,Trigger and Buttermilk.Candy cigarettesWax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugarwater inside.Soda pop machines that dispensed glassbottles. Coffee shops with Table SideJukeboxes. Blackjack, Clove and Teaberrychewing gum.Home milk delivery in glass bottles withcardboard stoppers.Newsreels before the movie.Telephone numbers with a word prefix...( Yukon 2-601). Party lines.Peashooters.Hi-Fi's & 45 RPM records.78 RPM records!Green Stamps.Mimeograph paper.The Fort Apache Play Set.Do You Remember a Time When...Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'?
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, 'Do
Over!'? 'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the
fastest?Catching The Fireflies Could HappilyOccupy An Entire Evening?It wasn't odd to have two or three 'Best Friends'?Having a Weapon in School meant beingcaught with a Slingshot?commercials for action figures?'Oly-oly-oxen-free' made perfect sense?Spinning around, getting dizzy, andfalling down was cause for giggles?The Worst Embarrassment was beingpicked last for a team?War was a card game?Baseball cards in the spokes transformedany bike into a motorcycle?Taking drugs meant orange -flavored chewable aspirin?Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?If you can remember most or all of these,Then You Have Lived!!!!!!!Pass this on to anyone who may need a breakfrom their 'Grown-Up' Life . .I Double-Dog-Dare-Ya!
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Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Time Machine NOSTALGIA...
riends
A man and his dog were walking along a road.
The man was enjoying the scenery,
”Excuse me!” he called to the man.
God Bless
This explains why friends forward jokes.
I've never thought of it this way before.
A man and his dog were walking along a road.
The man was enjoying the scenery,
When it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying and that the dog walking
Beside him had been dead for years.
He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone
Wall along one side of the road.
It looked like fine marble.
At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch
That glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent
Gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl and
The street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.
He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got
Closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out,
When he was close enough, he called out,
“Excuse me, where are we?”
“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.
”Wow! Would you happen to have some water?”
The man asked.
”Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have
Some ice water brought right up.”
The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog,
“come in, too?” the traveler asked.
”I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.”
The man thought a moment and then turned
Back toward the road and continued the way
He had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another
Long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a
Farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed.
There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside,
Leaning against a tree and reading a book.
”Excuse me!” he called to the man.
“Do you have any water?”
”Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there,
Come on in.”
”How about my friend here?” the traveler
Gestured to the dog.
”There should be a bowl by the pump,” said the man.
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there
Was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long
Drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back
Toward the man who was standing by the tree.
”What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.
“This is Heaven,” he answered.
”Well, that's confusing,” the traveler said.
”The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'”
”Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly
”Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly
Gates? Nope. That's Hell.”
”Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”
”No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would
Leave their best friends behind.”
So-o-o-o. Now you see, sometimes, we wonder why friends
Keep forwarding stuff to us without writing a word.
Maybe this will explain it.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch,
Guess what you do? You forward emails!
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact,
You forward jokes!
When you have something to say, but don't know what,
And don't know how . . . . You forward stuff!
A 'forward' lets you know that . . .
A 'forward' lets you know that . . .
. . . You are still remembered,
. . . You are still important,
. . . You are still loved,
. . . You are still cared for.
So, next time if you get a 'forward',
So, next time if you get a 'forward',
Don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke,
But that you've been thought of today
And your friend on the other end of your computer
Wanted to send you a smile.
You are welcome at my water bowl anytime !!
So here's to keeping in touch . . ..
You are welcome at my water bowl anytime !!
So here's to keeping in touch . . ..
Even if it means only forwarding on an email !
Thanks for being my friend.
Charles Krauthammer, one of our best and brightest! His article exposes a “Serious and Present Danger” to all of US,
Quote of the Day: "The less we deserve good fortune, the more we hope for it." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
SOME STATES (Maryland, Michigan & Arizona) ARE ALLOWING MUSLIM STUDENTS TO PRAY DURING SCHOOL HOURS. IF THEY ALLOW THAT, THEN WE SHOULD BRING BACK OUR FLAGS INTO THE CLASSROOMS AND ALLOW OTHERS TO PRAY TOO!
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