WHEN GOD IS BUSY...

 

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments.  He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.  One of the courses had a professor, Who was an avowed atheist.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.  He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform."

 

"I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." 

 

The lecture room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.  Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his 
Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the 
Platform.  The professor was out cold.

 

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

 

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.  The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you?  Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "GOD WAS BUSY TODAY PROTECTING AMERICAN SOLDIERS WHO ARE PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO SAY STUPID SHIT AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT.  SO HE SENT ME."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

Republican v Hillary Truck...

 

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the   New F-150 aluminum pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a   Test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before   They become old.     The salesperson (a nice looking, black lady wearing a “Hillary   For President” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next   To me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.     The seats were of particular interest.  She explained   That the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter   And directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.    Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a   Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican   Truck.  I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would   Just blow smoke up your ass year-round.       I had to walk back to the dealership.        She had no sense of humor.

 

PRAYER REQUEST! ACLU has filed a suit to end prayer from the military completely. They're making Great progress...

------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prayer request                               ACLU has filed a suit to end prayer from the military completely. They're making Great progress.. The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention Jesus' name in Prayer thanks to the ACLU and others.     I'm not breaking this One.       If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times! Let us Pray.     I THINK THAT I AM A TOUGH PERSON, BUT I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS PICTURE. I CAN'T HELP IT.   Prayer chain For our Military... Don't break it!   We owe them Sooo Much!     Pray for our soldiers, Don't break it! Please send this on after a short prayer       Dear Lord hold, our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them & their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need.   In Jesus name,       Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.   MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING THIS ON!

LOL...Climate Alarmists Fools are off their meds again!

Warmist warns if climate ‘ignorant’ Trump is elected

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• Warmist warns if climate ‘ignorant’ Trump is elected
• Trump to cause seas to rise?! Climate activist warns Florida property owners: If Trump elected ‘sell now while sea levels still leave you something to sell’
• Warmist declares: ‘Trump Cannot Derail Paris UN Climate Deal’
• Hypocrite! Leo DiCaprio takes private jet to collect environmental award
• Analysis: NOAA & NASA altering past temperature data to promote ‘global warming’
• Analysis: ‘NOAA Temperature Adjustments Are A Farce’
• ‘When 32.6% becomes 97%— the bald-faced (consensus) lie that changed the western world’
• Al Gore’s Film 10 Years Later: Warmists gush: ‘The Slideshow That Saved The World’
• La Niña coming? Deep pool of cool water is making its way across tropical Pacific
• Arctic greenery likes warmer world and arctic bacteria eat more carbon for breakfast
• UN ignores Trump comments about dumping Paris climate deal
• Scientific Research Confirms: Increased CO2 Improves Southern Hemisphere Forest Growth
• Obama has 3,260 rules in the regulatory pipeline
• NYTimes: Beyond Twitter, Donald Trump’s Views on Climate Change Are Unclear
• 10 Years Later, Al Gore Says His Film ‘Underestimated’ Global Warming
• Skeptics Strike Back — GOP Reps Investigate AGs, Eco-Activists Targeting Global Warming Skeptics
• Antarctica’s Totten Glacier may melt in a few hundred years (or not)

Warmist warns if climate ‘ignorant’ Trump is elected Posted: 21 May 2016 09:41 AM PDT http://ecowatch.com/2016/05/21/trump-paris-climate-agreement/

Trump to cause seas to rise?! Climate activist warns Florida property owners: If Trump elected ‘sell now while sea levels still leave you something to sell’ Posted: 21 May 2016 09:06 AM PDT Climate activist Tom Burke, the former head of Friends of the Earth UK, and currently chairman of E3G, a group which works to accelerate the transition to a “low-carbon” economy, has a warning to property owners in Florida if presumptive nominee Donald Trump is elected President. A Trump presidency “sends a clear signal to people who have [...]

Warmist declares: ‘Trump Cannot Derail Paris UN Climate Deal’ Posted: 21 May 2016 08:32 AM PDT Trump Cannot Derail Paris Climate Deal http://ecowatch.com/2016/05/21/trump-paris-climate-agreement/ “Trump can repudiate the agreement, but it won’t make a scrap of difference to the… — gReader Pro

Hypocrite! Leo DiCaprio takes private jet to collect environmental award Posted: 20 May 2016 08:13 PM PDT http://pagesix.com/2016/05/20/hypocrite-leo-takes-private-jet-to-collect-green-award/   Leo DiCaprio picked up an environmental award in NYC this week — but hypocritically expanded his carbon footprint by 8,000 miles when he obtained the honor, by taking a private jet from Cannes, then flying straight back to France on another jet for a model-packed fund-raiser a night later. DiCaprio was at the [...]

Analysis: NOAA & NASA altering past temperature data to promote ‘global warming’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:30 PM PDT In 1978, NOAA showed 0.6 degrees global cooling since 1975 at the surface and in balloon data. The cooling was present in both hemispheres. 1520-0493(1978)106<0755:GTVSMA>2.0.CO;2 The National Academy of Sciences knew about this cooling in 1975. sn1975_climate_change_chilling_possibilities-1.pdf This cooling was seen in the vast majority of US stations and is still present in the untampered US [...]

Analysis: ‘NOAA Temperature Adjustments Are A Farce’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:26 PM PDT

‘When 32.6% becomes 97%— the bald-faced (consensus) lie that changed the western world’ Posted: 20 May 2016 12:19 PM PDT What the president was referring to was a 2013 paper by the University of Queensland’s John Cook. In his research, Cook studied 11,994 papers published between 1991 and 2011 that mentioned the search words “global warming” and “global climate change.” Guess what Cook found? Only 32.6% of the papers endorsed the view of anthropogenic (man-made) [...]

Al Gore’s Film 10 Years Later: Warmists gush: ‘The Slideshow That Saved The World’ Posted: 20 May 2016 11:52 AM PDT Did any of this actually “save the world?” OK, you got us. Ten years after the movie’s release, climate change is still a growing threat and a polarizing issue, with record-breaking heat unable to stop skeptics from tossing snowballs on the Senate floor. But we’re also seeing corporate, political, and societal mobilization against the crisis [...]

La Niña coming? Deep pool of cool water is making its way across tropical Pacific Posted: 20 May 2016 11:44 AM PDT

Arctic greenery likes warmer world and arctic bacteria eat more carbon for breakfast Posted: 20 May 2016 11:43 AM PDT

UN ignores Trump comments about dumping Paris climate deal Posted: 20 May 2016 11:41 AM PDT

Scientific Research Confirms: Increased CO2 Improves Southern Hemisphere Forest Growth Posted: 20 May 2016 11:39 AM PDT Plant life across the world has improved and increased profoundly,everywhere, due to the higher levels of atmospheric CO2, in combination with the modest global warming since the Little Ice Age. The most recent study confirming this benefit to the biosphere pinpoints exceptional growth and health for older forests in the Southern Hemisphere – specifically, the Cordilleras [...]

Obama has 3,260 rules in the regulatory pipeline Posted: 20 May 2016 11:38 AM PDT

NYTimes: Beyond Twitter, Donald Trump’s Views on Climate Change Are Unclear Posted: 20 May 2016 11:22 AM PDT

10 Years Later, Al Gore Says His Film ‘Underestimated’ Global Warming Posted: 20 May 2016 11:21 AM PDT

Skeptics Strike Back — GOP Reps Investigate AGs, Eco-Activists Targeting Global Warming Skeptics Posted: 20 May 2016 11:19 AM PDT

Antarctica’s Totten Glacier may melt in a few hundred years (or not) Posted: 20 May 2016 11:00 AM PDT The floating portion of Totten Glacier in East Antarctica may be melting from warm sea water swirling beneath it, making it more vulnerable than previously thought to future melting. That’s according to a new study by scientists at the Imperial College London and institutions in Australia, the US, and New Zealand, and published yesterday in [...]

Kurdish Objectives in Iraq's Political Crisis...

Kurdish Objectives in Iraq's Political Crisis

by: Emily Anagnostos with Patrick Martin Key Takeaway: Iraqi politics are deadlocked. Several political parties and blocs boycotted the Council of Representatives (CoR) following the Sadrist protesters' first breach of the Green Zone on April 30. The Kurdish Alliance, a bloc that consisted of nearly one-fifth of the CoR, withdrew on May 5. The bloc has now split, and two of its component political parties, the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) and Gorran, formally reunited on May 14 to create a new bloc.  The PUK and Gorran were incentivized by the urgent need for financial assistance to the Kurdistan Regional Government (KRG) and likely by Iranian urging. A loan from the IMF in which Baghdad and the KRG will have a share proved decisive in incentivizing their cohesion. The PUK-Gorran Alliance will therefore likely strengthen ties between Baghdad and Arbil. Their rival, the Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP), retains ambitions of regional independence and a stranglehold on political power in the KRG. The Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP) will either have to reintegrate or seek new political partners. The PUK and Gorran will likely eventually return to the CoR. Although they are still negotiating with the KDP, Kurdish parties are unlikely to return the CoR as one entity, ending what had been a significant, cohesive bloc. The new political alliance will nevertheless shift the power dynamics of both Baghdad and Arbil. Read the rest of this update online

Us Old People, ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING?

REALLY
  
FIRST EXAMPLE:
Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9, or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?'  I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true . . .)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
(And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)
  
SECOND EXAMPLE:
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
And these people vote!
(The lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
  
THIRD EXAMPLE:
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy.
(Keep shuddering!!)
  
FOURTH EXAMPLE:
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?'  I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker.  Now I can't get into my car.  Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
Hmm, I don't know.  Do you have an alarm, too?'  I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.  It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
  
FIFTH EXAMPLE:
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper.  What do I do?'  'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.  With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
A Brunette, by the way!!
  
SIXTH EXAMPLE:
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'
Life is tough.  It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.  Don't laugh . . . 
It is all true and as I said, These people vote!
                                                 
                                                  
Perks of reaching 80  or being over 90 and heading towards 100:
 
 1.   Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
 2.   In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
 3.   No one expects you to run--anywhere.
 4.   People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
 5.   People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
 6.   There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
 7.   Things you buy now won't wear out.
 8.   You can eat supper at 5 PM.
 9.   You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
10.  Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
11.  You can't remember who sent you this list.
12.  And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.                                                      

NBA VS NFL Even if you aren't a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting!

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36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, I repeat 71,Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related Charges

8 have been arrested! For shoplifting

21currently are defendants in lawsuits,

And

84 have been arrested for drunk driving

In the last year !

Can you guess which organization this is?

Is it the NBA Or NFL?

Give up yet?

Scroll down,

Neither,

it's the 535 members of the

United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out

Hundreds of new laws each Year

Designed to keep the rest of us in line.

 

Remember, most of them are up for election this year!!!

You gotta pass this one on!

 

It is reported that Woods has an IQ of 200+. He is very clever and a fire breathing Conservative, and he's not the only one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama quoted him often in his book and Hillary did her thesis on Alinsky. VOTE RESPONSIBLY!

  I Have It Almost Completed.

 

Based on Saul Alinsky’s 

8-steps from democracy to a socialist society. 

 

Obama quoted him often in his book and

Hillary did her thesis on Alinsky.

Of the 8-levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a socialist/communist

State, the first is the most important; 5 OF 8 ARE DONE, AND THE LAST 3 ARE ALMOST THERE!

 

 

1. 

Healthcare: "Control 

Healthcare and you control the People"

DONE!

 

2  Poverty:  Increase the Poverty level as high as possible."  Poor People are easier to control and will not fight

back if the government is providing everything for them to live.

DONE!

 

3.  Debt: Increase the National Debt to an

unsustainable level."  That way you are able to increase Taxes, and this will produce more Poverty.

DONE!

 

4.  Gun Control:  Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government.  That way you are able to create a

Police State - total local control.

ALMOST THERE, AND WORKING HARD ON IT!

 

5.  Welfare:  Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food,

Livestock, Housing, and Income).

DONE!

 

6.  Education:  Take control of what People read & listen to; take control of what Children learn in School.

ALMOST THERE!

 

7.  Religion: Remove

faith in God from the Government and Schools. ALMOST THERE!

 

8.  Class Warfare:  Divide the People into the Wealthy against the Poor.  Racially divide. This will cause more discontent

and it will be easier to Tax the Wealthy with full support of the voting Poor.

DONE!

 

For the most part the bases are all covered!  We are ripe!

 

Forward this - or delete it and

just sit there and wring your hands.

Proverbs 14:34  Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.

 

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty … ~ Wendell Phillips

 

Free people don't fear their government.  Do you fear yours?

 

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato 

 

Just thinking... What if? A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.  Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.   The rest of the world is in shock   Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace. Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.   Latin American countries are sending clothing. New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure. Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.   President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims. God Bless President Trump.

Time to saddle up, the 2016 Elections are coming. VOTE RESPONSIBLY!

You have probably seen these beautiful animals previously, but just sit back & enjoy the music & watch their enjoyment in entertaining us!

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WOW!

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Absolutely Beautiful!  You'll love the music as well, beautifully played.  These horses were originally bred as "war horses" in the days of knights and armor.  As armor got heavier, bigger horses were needed and the Friesian almost became extinct.  They are back and are one of the most beautiful horses in stature as well as gait.  What gorgeous animals!  Just watching them becomes an emotional experience.  Can you imagine what it would be like to ride one?  Their manes and tails are the longest that I have seen and I noticed  that when performing on grass, their hoofs do not kick up a divot, as they land flat footed.  Creatures such as these are what makes this world so special. These horses are native to the Netherlands .  Have your audio on.

 

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