Republican v Hillary Truck...

 

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the   New F-150 aluminum pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a   Test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before   They become old.     The salesperson (a nice looking, black lady wearing a “Hillary   For President” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next   To me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.     The seats were of particular interest.  She explained   That the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter   And directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.    Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a   Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican   Truck.  I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would   Just blow smoke up your ass year-round.       I had to walk back to the dealership.        She had no sense of humor.